You know what?? The old signs of the zodiac are BORING and must be REPLACED so I am REPLACING THEM with different types of pasta.

WHICH PASTA ARE YOU?

ARIES you are now FUSILLI

you want to believe you are all fun and different but you're actually kind of traditional and pedestrian and this dichotomy keeps you awake at night

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusilli#/media/File:Fusilli.png

TAURUS you are now LASAGNE

You are dependable and easy-going which means people take advantage of you all the time, but you allow it because it fills the secret void inside your soul

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasagne#/media/File:Lasagne.png

GEMINI you are now FIORI

You're all about the aesthetic and you use social media as a way to receive the praise and attention you lack in your actual life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiori_(pasta)#/media/File:Fiori_pasta.jpg

CANCER you are now CAPELLI ANGELO

Your defining personality trait is crying. You think this makes you complex but really it just makes you kind of a mess

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Capelli_angelo.jpg

LEO you are now PACCHERI

You want ppl to think you're tough and you can handle anything but most of the time you collapse at the slightest hint of difficulty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paccheri#/media/File:Paccheri3.jpg

VIRGO you are now FARFALLE

You think your child-like sense of innocence and wonder excuses your inability to make decisions for yourself but it doesn't

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta#/media/File:Farfalle_simple.png