A #BBCGhosts thread for #ValentinesDay:

Roses are red
Lips are for kissing
Can I have your body?
Cos mine has gone missing
Beauty is truth
Heartbreak is bitter
I’d write you an EPIC
But it’s too long for Twitter...

#BBCGhosts
Roses are red
Iron is dense
I want you to know me
In the Biblical sense…

#BBCGhosts
Love is so brilliant
It makes me feel stupid
But for obvious reasons
Please don’t mention Cupid…

#BBCGhosts
Let’s play in the garden
You’re hiding, I’m seeking
And if you take your clothes off
I promise, no peeking…

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Tories are blue
Cows live in fields
I value you more
Than off-shore high yields

#BBCGhosts
Upon the day of Valentines
I sings this little song
I’ll be your fancy flapjack
If you’re five potatoes long

#BBCGhosts
roSes reD
poeM boRing
lets just DO iT 😜

#BBCGhosts
Roses are red
Rainclouds are grey
I shall miss you, Havers
Because I am g… um, greatly in need of a trustworthy second-in-command, obviously.

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