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i want bad boy lwj that only LOOKS super clean cut and proper. On the first date, wwx turns up at a locked gate outside a warehouse. Lwj is waiting there with a rucksack looking like a prefect.
Wwx jokes, "We hiding a body?"
"No." Lwj says, and pulls out a pair of bolt cutters.
Wwx jokes, "We hiding a body?"
"No." Lwj says, and pulls out a pair of bolt cutters.
Lwj's got perfect posture, perfect manners, a 4.0 GPA, and can pick a lock in under 20 seconds.
He has a pristine white honda civic that's been rated one of the safest cars of the year and he takes it drift racing.
He has a pristine white honda civic that's been rated one of the safest cars of the year and he takes it drift racing.
He smokes clove cigarettes and gets away with it bc it blends well with his sandalwood cologne.
Wwx is convinced he dreamed lwj up. Someone who gets up to even more antics than him and yet is beautifully polite and turned out when meeting his family.
Wwx is convinced he dreamed lwj up. Someone who gets up to even more antics than him and yet is beautifully polite and turned out when meeting his family.
Second date, lwj breaks them into the local pool and proceeds to shuck off all his clothes. Wwx squeaks and covers his eyes until he hears a splash, turning round to see lwj resurfacing from the pool, flicking his hair out of his eyes. He smirks at wwx.
"Aren't you coming in?"
"Aren't you coming in?"
Wwx gulps. He grabs the hem of his shirt, tugging it over his head before freezing.
"Don't stare!" he whines.
Lwj huffs a laugh but obligingly turns around. Wwx slips into the pool gingerly, wading over to lwj.
"Don't stare!" he whines.
Lwj huffs a laugh but obligingly turns around. Wwx slips into the pool gingerly, wading over to lwj.
Lwj turns around, not making any allusions as his gaze sweeps over wwx's body through the water. He coils one arm firmly around wwx's waist, backing him up until wwx's back hits the edge of the pool. Lwj quirks an eyebrow at him when wwx squeaks.
Lwj's got this very hot look in his eye, watching wwx intensely as he moves forward, crowding into wwx's space as he tugs wwx closer. Wwx is hyper aware that they're pressed together along the entire line of their bodies. He can feel lwj's cock brush against his.
Wwx unconsciously licks his lips. Lwj's eyes spark before he's cupping wwx's face with his free hand and leaning in.
Wwx blurts out, "I've never done this before!"
Lwj pauses, pulling back. He quirks an eyebrow. "Broken into a pool?"
"No..."
Wwx blurts out, "I've never done this before!"
Lwj pauses, pulling back. He quirks an eyebrow. "Broken into a pool?"
"No..."
Wwx's cheeks are blazing as he wheezes out, "I mean... I've never kissed anyone."
"Oh." Lwj doesn't look disappointed, even though he pulls back a bit. "Do you want to?"
"... Yeah," wwx breathes. He coughs out a laugh. "Sorry if I'm bad at it! I don't know what to do!"
"Oh." Lwj doesn't look disappointed, even though he pulls back a bit. "Do you want to?"
"... Yeah," wwx breathes. He coughs out a laugh. "Sorry if I'm bad at it! I don't know what to do!"
Lwj brushes his thumb against wwx's bottom lip, leaning closer again.
"That's okay," he murmurs. "I can teach you."
"That's okay," he murmurs. "I can teach you."
And then his mouth is on wwx's, warm and firm as he holds wwx's cheek tenderly. Lwj presses a few sweet kisses to his mouth, letting wwx get the feel of his before he's coaxing wwx's lips open and pressing his tongue in. Wwx shivers at the sensation, a breathy sigh escaping him.
Lwj makes a responding groan of encouragement, guiding wwx's arms around his shoulder as he licks into wwx's mouth. At one point their teeth click, wwx too eager to be an active participant.
"Easy," lwj murmurs against his mouth. "Tilt your head."
"Easy," lwj murmurs against his mouth. "Tilt your head."
Wwx obeys, moaning out loud as the kiss immediately deepens. He hooks his ankle around lwj's leg, trying to draw him closer, when lwj suddenly lifts him, weightless in the water, and wwx's legs instinctively wrap around his waist.
"Good boy," lwj praises and wwx shudders so hard that lwj has to press him harder against the lip of the pool to keep him in place.
Wwx can /taste/ his smirk. He's just tilting his head back, letting lwj's tongue sweep over his own when there's a distant call of "HEY!"
Wwx can /taste/ his smirk. He's just tilting his head back, letting lwj's tongue sweep over his own when there's a distant call of "HEY!"
They spring apart, lwj hauling them both out of the water as they grab their clothes and make a mad dash to get dressed whilst their soaked skin makes the fabric cling.
They almost make it to the door when the security guard stops them.
They almost make it to the door when the security guard stops them.
"You are breaking and entering," the man says, waving his flashlight at both of them.
Wwx opens his mouth, ready to unleash his full arsenal of excuses when lwj steps forward, drawing the guard's attention.
"We're really sorry officer," he says in a tone wwx has never heard.
Wwx opens his mouth, ready to unleash his full arsenal of excuses when lwj steps forward, drawing the guard's attention.
"We're really sorry officer," he says in a tone wwx has never heard.
Wwx turns to look at him and has to do a double take. Lwj is wearing an utterly distraught expression. Wwx barely recognises him.
(( you can bet your whole ass lwj is staring at the security dude like this ))
"It's our anniversary today and I wanted to do something special," lwj continues.
Wwx has to admire the flicker of panic leaching into his voice. Lwj has never been panicked about anything.
Wwx has to admire the flicker of panic leaching into his voice. Lwj has never been panicked about anything.
"It was my idea to break in. I thought it'd be romantic bc we met here."
That's a lie. They met when wwx quite literally toppled into lwj's lap in the cafeteria. Lwj's eyes are shining though, like he's close to tears, and wwx will have to ask him how he does that.
That's a lie. They met when wwx quite literally toppled into lwj's lap in the cafeteria. Lwj's eyes are shining though, like he's close to tears, and wwx will have to ask him how he does that.
"Please don't call the cops," lwj says weakly and wow, even his voice cracks.
For emphasis, wwx takes lwj's hand who makes a dramatic display about squeezing it tightly. The security guard just sighs at them.
"Don't do it again," he says gruffly and shoos them out the door.
For emphasis, wwx takes lwj's hand who makes a dramatic display about squeezing it tightly. The security guard just sighs at them.
"Don't do it again," he says gruffly and shoos them out the door.
The second they're round the corner, lwj straightens up, sniffing once as he shakes out his wet hair, not a drop of remorse visible. He glances cooly at wwx, smirking.
Wwx scoffs, "Wow. Now I understand why you get away with everything."
Lwj just shrugs.
Wwx scoffs, "Wow. Now I understand why you get away with everything."
Lwj just shrugs.
Wwx pulls a face at him. "Oh, you think you're SOOOO smooth."
The look lwj throws him is positively smug.
"Aren't I?" he says, and slides his hand into wwx's back pocket.
The look lwj throws him is positively smug.
"Aren't I?" he says, and slides his hand into wwx's back pocket.
And yeah, he might be, but wwx refuses to say so out loud. Instead he just leans his weight into lwj's side and steals a few drags from his cigarette bc he knows he can get away with *that* at least. Lwj doesn't let go of him all the way home.
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