MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE ENTRANTS AS SEX TOYS...

A THREAD (18+)
Edge / Hitachi Wand - And oldie, but a goddamn goodie, these cult classics have and will continued to be loved for years to come (wink).
Randy Orton / Intense Impact Cane - Not for the faint of heart. Going up against these require skill and they're sure to bring some sick pain.
Sami Zayn / Plus One Wipes - Sometimes its not all about the toys/wrestler - but how USEFUL and HELPFUL they are.
Mustafa Ali /  Shibari Magic Wand - While the toy is designed to stimulate the clitoris, G-spot, and anus simultaneously, Mustafa is a triple threat of his own by being good in the ring, mic and fashion
Dolph Ziggler / Clone-a-Willy molding kit - Having a clone of your *favorite* thing doesn’t always pan out…just like having a clone of your fav wrestler (HBK). It gets the job done, but its nothing like the real thing.
Carlito /  Oral sex simulator - Known for their…oral play, they provide you a surprise with how good they perform. Of course, they also get better with time.
Xavier Woods / Unicorn Bondage Rope by Emojibator - One look at these and you know you're in for an interesting time. They may not be the most over-the-top performers, but with time and skill - you'll enjoy the art.
Big E/Vivilover Love Flirting Whip with Feather and Leather Slapper - You can't help but have a good time and be tickled pink around them. They may appear innocent, but are a force to be reckoned with.
John Morrison/Sex Stool -  They work in tandem with others as a support system while taking care of all of the moves/positions.
Ricochet/Prostate Stimulating Vibrator - Holy Grails for men's pleasure. The perfect toy for the One and Only.
Elias / Utimi Fetish Under Bed Restraint Kit - When you get strapped in for the night, you never know what to expect of them - but it never disappoints.
Damian Priest/Collar With Nipple Clamps - You didn’t think you'd be into this, but lo and behold, here you are wanting more. They're a bit on the wild side and we're here for the wild ride.
The Miz/Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace - Taking a bougie approach to life - they are all about the classy and expensive things in the world.
Matt Riddle/Silicone Cock Ring - What better way to overcompensate a dick head for a stale performance (pun intended).
Kane/Liberator Wedge - Sometimes you wanna get down without doing too much work. They're basic and help get to the finish quickly.
King Corbin/The Duet Vibrator by Crave -Outside of the bedroom/ring - they are stylish, discreet and elegant, but when its time to get down to business, that’s a different story
Otis/ Emojibator Eggplant Personal Massager - Fun and un-intimidating. Can go from being gentle to intense, depending on the situation.
Dominik Mysterio/Kama Sutra Massage Oil Candle - Perfect as something to start out, yet not overly intimidating for people.
Bobby Lashley/Fleshlight - It’s the wrestler/toy that your lonely, socially awkward and really sweaty friend likes. A big hit among men - I guess they get the job done.
The Hurricane/Mr Hankey Taintacle - Sure, you might think it’s a little goofy but you can't say you were never intrigued by the show they put on.
Christian/Over-the-door sex swing - A classic that's for sure to make it a great time and deliver the awesomeness.
AJ Styles/Love Egg Vibrator - They're small, but they make their presence known with the intensity they bring to go rounds.
Rey Mysterio/Finger vibrator - Maybe you're just starting out and still tryna handle the basics. They're a slight step-up from the original with a bit of flair.
Sheamus/H'NH Ball Gag - While some may be intimidated by them, this is a tried and true treat that has performed consistently and shut down (or shut up) their opponenets.
Cesaro/Minimalist Vibrator - As quiet as it is powerful, these lowkey guys are sure to deliver a powerful hit.
Seth Rollins/Dalliance Adult Upscale Sex Dice - It took some creativity to change them up, but when its time to roll the dice (pun intended) they're sure to keep you on your toes and see whats to come.
Braun Strowman/Frisky Easy Access Spreader Bar System - Has a long history of restricting their opponents. They toy with the idea of depravity, but don't always go all the way after spreading themselves so thin.
Daniel Bryan/Lelo Kegel Balls - Might not think its all that sexy, but they both are small, yet mighty and packing lots of pelvic strength…just ask Brie, lol
Jeff Hardy / Club Vibe 3.OH Hero - When their music hits, you always find yourself dancing…and that's exactly what you'll be doing. Throw on some face paint and strobe lights to get the party started.
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