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ok so, story time
when I was around 10, my mom got an electronic dancing birthday cake. it lights up, does a jig, and sings an annoyingly repetitive knock-off birthday song
needless to say, my family hates it. but mom loves it, so it's not been "accidentally" thrown out yet
when I was around 10, my mom got an electronic dancing birthday cake. it lights up, does a jig, and sings an annoyingly repetitive knock-off birthday song
needless to say, my family hates it. but mom loves it, so it's not been "accidentally" thrown out yet
the other thing is that I work at a medical facility. and do very well, so I get a lot of useless swag as prizes. this includes stress balls, and one model is an eyeball. I get them a lot, so I ended up with two at some point.
my chaotic mom immediately snatched both
my chaotic mom immediately snatched both
she grabbed some old sunglasses, popped the scratched lenses out, and shoved the squishy veiny abominations in them. honestly, they're hilarious. we've put them on random items for months now and nearly pee ourselves laughing
so, anyway. today is my birthday. out comes the cake. I have not yet suffered its perish song.
then I get a text.
then I get a text.
there is nothing more I hate than this exact image right now.
open for a fun and wholesome birthday surprise
