THREAD:

Conflicting Romantic Breakup Strategies

Choose Wisely

Judge Your Own Situation Carefully
Strategy, DUMP HER FIRST:

If you get the sensation that a woman is about to leave you

DUMP HER first

If you see the Light Switch go 'Off'

IMMEDIATELY leave her
Strategy, GET HER TO LEAVE YOU

If you want to end a romantic relationship, always get her to leave you.

Just act like soy for 60 seconds, and she will leave you.
If you dump her, it could make her so angry that she seeks revenge by damaging your reputation.

Have witnessed this many times.
Soy =
-Low Testosterone
-High Agreeableness, Very Emotionally Attached
-Neurotic, Fearful

Literally say, outloud
"I'm Scared"
Using this strategy will offend your ego.

Get over it.

I am here to offer effective strategies; I am not here to help assuage your insecurities and stroke your ego.
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