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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ~ Frank Zappa 
I can calculate the movement of stars but not the madness of men. ~ Isaac Newton
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff." ~ Steven Wright
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. ~ Bertrand Russell
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. ~ Philip K. Dick
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it. ~ Marshall McLuhan
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. ~ Joseph Campbell
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. ~ Lenny Bruce
"We have met the enemy and he is us." ~ Walt Kelly
"If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others." ~ Philip K. Dick
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. ~ Ernest Hemingway
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~ James Thurber
God created war so that Americans would learn geography. ~ Mark Twain
Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. ~ Noam Chomsky
If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. ~ W. Edwards Deming
Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question. ~ e.e. cummings
My favorite quote:
We first raise a dust and then claim we cannot see. ~ George Berkeley
We first raise a dust and then claim we cannot see. ~ George Berkeley
The problem with the world is that the fools are so certain of themselves and the intelligent full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. - Albert Einstein
I hope you enjoyed some of my favorite quotes.
I hope you enjoyed some of my favorite quotes.
