BENEDICT’S CHARACTERS ON TWITTER - a thread

Stephen Strange:

Posts 4 times a year
Follows NASA, Astrologica, Katz’s Deli & Timeout
Stalks Peter Parker’s social media to keep an eye on him
Expert in subtle subtweets
Has almost followed Christine Palmer’s account 27 times

Khan:

Doesn’t follow anyone
Never uses the full character limit
Writes devastating terse replies and is responsible for many accounts quitting twitter
Has a loyal following who will fight anyone
Occasionally posts cat tweets

Sherlock:

Subtweets anyone perceived to be an idiot (subtweets hourly)
Is most blocked of all characters
Follows specialist subjects and Savile Row accounts
Often exceeds daily tweet limit in a single reply thread
John sometimes hijacks the account to smooth things over

Turing:

Doesn’t care if he has a single follower (has 250K and is followed by Obama, Neil Gaiman, Bill Gates)
Posts long, esoteric and obscure tweets at 4am which get ratioed with confused replies
Trends often. Doesn’t know what that means

Patrick Melrose:

Savage quote tweeter
Has been suspended on several different violations but still has a big following
Has a rebellious fandom (Melrosians) and is friends with Harry Styles, Liam Gallagher and Duncan Jones
Follows existential, fashion and self help accounts

and Christopher Tietjens:

Posts once or twice a year on agricultural news and BREXIT
Follows Tate Britain, Letters of Note, Greta, the Poet Laureate accounts
Is esteemed by feminist accounts and has a wide ranging and large fanbase
Is blocked by Oxford English Dictionary.