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Famous Philosophers on Twitter:
Socrates
- Has one of the oldest accounts
- Rarely has original posts, but replyguys all of Hellenistic Twitter.
- Followers mostly just all of his Students.
- Was recently canceled by Athens for his controversial tweet storms.
Socrates
- Has one of the oldest accounts
- Rarely has original posts, but replyguys all of Hellenistic Twitter.
- Followers mostly just all of his Students.
- Was recently canceled by Athens for his controversial tweet storms.
Plato:
- Known best for long threads that everyone talks about, but rarely anyone has read.
- Hate followed by Aristophanes who replyguys to all of his posts.
- Blocked Diogenes for the chicken incident
- RTs Socrates so often, people suspect it's his alt.
- Known best for long threads that everyone talks about, but rarely anyone has read.
- Hate followed by Aristophanes who replyguys to all of his posts.
- Blocked Diogenes for the chicken incident
- RTs Socrates so often, people suspect it's his alt.
Aristotle:
- Sticks to Academic Twitter.
- Mostly Tweets in long threads, but rarely replies.
- Blocked Alexander the Great after public falling out.
- Curates a massive blocklist for anyone who talks about the Apologia incident.
- Sticks to Academic Twitter.
- Mostly Tweets in long threads, but rarely replies.
- Blocked Alexander the Great after public falling out.
- Curates a massive blocklist for anyone who talks about the Apologia incident.
Pythagoras:
- Furiously curates follower.
- Has created several lists in which organizes everyone into.
- Mostly switches between Math Twitter and Vegan twitter, prone to go on bizarre tangents about how eating Lima Beans is as bad as meat.
- Followers have cult like devotion.
- Furiously curates follower.
- Has created several lists in which organizes everyone into.
- Mostly switches between Math Twitter and Vegan twitter, prone to go on bizarre tangents about how eating Lima Beans is as bad as meat.
- Followers have cult like devotion.
Diogenes:
- Shitposting Legend.
- Follows all of Philosophy Twitter mainly to dunk on them.
- Blocked by all of Socrates' students.
- Likes all posts that make fun of Athens elitists.
- Pinned tweet says "Looking for an honest account" With emoji of a lantern.
- Shitposting Legend.
- Follows all of Philosophy Twitter mainly to dunk on them.
- Blocked by all of Socrates' students.
- Likes all posts that make fun of Athens elitists.
- Pinned tweet says "Looking for an honest account" With emoji of a lantern.
St. Augustine:
- Follows mainly religious accounts.
- Follows a list of Hellenistic accounts, but does not follow them directly.
- Mostly inspiring religious quotes.
- Posts mostly apologia justifying moral and metaphysical problems in the Bible.
- Follows mainly religious accounts.
- Follows a list of Hellenistic accounts, but does not follow them directly.
- Mostly inspiring religious quotes.
- Posts mostly apologia justifying moral and metaphysical problems in the Bible.
Descartes:
- Figurehead of Law Twitter.
- Posts mainly a mixture of amusing personal anecdotes, religious revelations, and occassional thread that causes existential panic in its readers.
- Replies often and empathetically, amazingly supportive of mutual emotional needs.
- Figurehead of Law Twitter.
- Posts mainly a mixture of amusing personal anecdotes, religious revelations, and occassional thread that causes existential panic in its readers.
- Replies often and empathetically, amazingly supportive of mutual emotional needs.
Hobbes:
- Mostly depressingly cynical posts.
- Blocks often and quick, and will rant behind the block.
- pinned tweet to amazon book store for Leviathan.
- Frequently tries to dunk on the Libs, but gets ruthlessly swarmed.
- Mostly depressingly cynical posts.
- Blocks often and quick, and will rant behind the block.
- pinned tweet to amazon book store for Leviathan.
- Frequently tries to dunk on the Libs, but gets ruthlessly swarmed.
Voltaire:
- Follows mainly liberatory twitter.
- Dunks on royalist accounts.
- Mainly short satirical posts.
- Frequently horny on main.
- Follows mainly liberatory twitter.
- Dunks on royalist accounts.
- Mainly short satirical posts.
- Frequently horny on main.
Hume:
- Approachable and nuanced posts about academic subjects.
- Retweets artist accounts mainly.
- Huge follower base, very few follow backs.
- Rarely posts about personal life, with one notable exception.
- Followed by all Atheist Twitter, very coy about his own beliefs.
- Approachable and nuanced posts about academic subjects.
- Retweets artist accounts mainly.
- Huge follower base, very few follow backs.
- Rarely posts about personal life, with one notable exception.
- Followed by all Atheist Twitter, very coy about his own beliefs.
Kant:
- Posts only between the hours of 5 and 6, strictly.
- Exclusively long threads full of dense academic jargon.
- Followbacks only if you have an interesting thread he can read.
- Follow List mostly journals, news, and David Hume (Hume does not follow back)
- Posts only between the hours of 5 and 6, strictly.
- Exclusively long threads full of dense academic jargon.
- Followbacks only if you have an interesting thread he can read.
- Follow List mostly journals, news, and David Hume (Hume does not follow back)
Hegel:
- Followed by all of debate twitter, does not follow back.
- Mostly quote tweets Kant, attempting to parse out his threads.
- Pinned tweet is an argument between two of his alts.
- Followed by all of debate twitter, does not follow back.
- Mostly quote tweets Kant, attempting to parse out his threads.
- Pinned tweet is an argument between two of his alts.
Kierkegaard:
- Follow list only includes Socrates.
- Tweets inspirational and motivational memes.
- People assume from first glance is a terminal boomer poster, but a closer look reveals a tongue in cheek satirical edge.
- Frequently sealions church accounts.
- Follow list only includes Socrates.
- Tweets inspirational and motivational memes.
- People assume from first glance is a terminal boomer poster, but a closer look reveals a tongue in cheek satirical edge.
- Frequently sealions church accounts.
Nietzsche:
- Depressing as fuck posts.
- Follow list is mainly fascists and edgy teenage accounts, much to his own confusion.
- Replies to nihilist twitter so often, people think he's part of it.
- Depressing as fuck posts.
- Follow list is mainly fascists and edgy teenage accounts, much to his own confusion.
- Replies to nihilist twitter so often, people think he's part of it.
Russell:
- Among the Breadtube alumn.
- Followed by a lot of lefty twitter, though often called out for being a trust fund baby and a radlib.
- Dadposts frequently.
- Twitter jailed several times for socialist, labor positive, and anti-nuclear activism posts.
- Among the Breadtube alumn.
- Followed by a lot of lefty twitter, though often called out for being a trust fund baby and a radlib.
- Dadposts frequently.
- Twitter jailed several times for socialist, labor positive, and anti-nuclear activism posts.
Sarte:
- Timeline mostly viscous satirical anticapitalist memes.
- Insufferable moralist.
- Only mutuals are socialist accounts.
- Frequently accused of being a tankie.
- Timeline mostly viscous satirical anticapitalist memes.
- Insufferable moralist.
- Only mutuals are socialist accounts.
- Frequently accused of being a tankie.
Camus:
- Bio links to Twitch page, where he runs an Anarcho debate channel
- Master of the ironic retweet.
- Mentions are usually swarms from Algerian twitter, yelling at him.
- Has several alts to thirst tweet, and slips into ladies DMs frequently.
- Bio links to Twitch page, where he runs an Anarcho debate channel
- Master of the ironic retweet.
- Mentions are usually swarms from Algerian twitter, yelling at him.
- Has several alts to thirst tweet, and slips into ladies DMs frequently.
