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what your favourite cb fic trope says about you: a very specific thread about cb twt
(please don't take it seriously, it's all jokes)
(please don't take it seriously, it's all jokes)
CEO AU, Rich Chαnyeol / Poor Bαekhyun
- if it doesn’t hurt in the beginning then you don’t want it
- you like to portray chαnyeol as the knight in shining armour that will forever stay in your dreams because reality is a bitch
- if it doesn’t hurt in the beginning then you don’t want it
- you like to portray chαnyeol as the knight in shining armour that will forever stay in your dreams because reality is a bitch
- you daydream a lot
- you like pain but you also like fluff so you’re a little bit of a masochist but you deny it
- you like pain but you also like fluff so you’re a little bit of a masochist but you deny it
Royal AU, Prince Bαekhyun and Bodyguard Chαnyeol
- basically disney 2.0
- money is the solution to everything in your opinion
- stop dreaming about running around the castle in flowy
- basically disney 2.0
- money is the solution to everything in your opinion
- stop dreaming about running around the castle in flowy
clothes while classical music is playing in the background, you’re not the main character in a hollywood movie
- you’re horny
- the thought of sweaty chαnyeol makes your tummy tingle
- you’re horny
- the thought of sweaty chαnyeol makes your tummy tingle
Roommates CB (strangers to lovers)
- again, this is not hollywood
- you’re also horny because you read these fics just for the smut scenes
- once the fic is over, you continue to daydream about the characters and their future
- again, this is not hollywood
- you’re also horny because you read these fics just for the smut scenes
- once the fic is over, you continue to daydream about the characters and their future
- the idea of cb in the same room does smth to you. i get it
Enemies to Lovers CB
- is this how you are dealing with your trust issues? cool
- this trope is the only thing that makes you genuinely happy these days
- i mean i get it bcs same
- you have issues
- you’re probably into knifeplay and gunplay, ya horny bastard
- is this how you are dealing with your trust issues? cool
- this trope is the only thing that makes you genuinely happy these days
- i mean i get it bcs same
- you have issues
- you’re probably into knifeplay and gunplay, ya horny bastard
War AU (General/Soldier Chαnyeol)
- you also have issues
- daydreaming about chαnyeol’s muscles is your personality trait
- bαekhyun probably has to suffer because chαnyeol is cold towards him in the beginning
- you’re a masochist if you like when a character dies in this trope
- you also have issues
- daydreaming about chαnyeol’s muscles is your personality trait
- bαekhyun probably has to suffer because chαnyeol is cold towards him in the beginning
- you’re a masochist if you like when a character dies in this trope
College AU (particularly music major Chαnyeol and art major Bαekhyun)
- you’re probably in college
- canon au was not enough for you
- pack it up twink lover
- college is actually not that fun but these fics make your life bearable
- you’re probably in college
- canon au was not enough for you
- pack it up twink lover
- college is actually not that fun but these fics make your life bearable
- you don’t really like heavy angst
- let’s also insert abo here bcs i know you are a sucker for that
- let’s also insert abo here bcs i know you are a sucker for that
ABO, Alpha Chαnyeol / Omega Bαekhyun
- you are HORNY
- like really horny
- also you probably have really high standards when it comes to dating
- slick slick fwop fwop
- basically soulmates au but add slick and scents and alpha knots
- you are HORNY
- like really horny
- also you probably have really high standards when it comes to dating
- slick slick fwop fwop
- basically soulmates au but add slick and scents and alpha knots
Soulmates AU
- let me hug you
- you don’t date, you’re too busy thinking about cb in a 100k fic
- you watched a lot of disney as a kid
- who hurt you?
- let’s make it clear, no one is going to be as perfect as chαnyeol in these fics
- let me hug you
- you don’t date, you’re too busy thinking about cb in a 100k fic
- you watched a lot of disney as a kid
- who hurt you?
- let’s make it clear, no one is going to be as perfect as chαnyeol in these fics
Sports AU, Rivals CB
- you actually suck at sports but go off i guess
- sweaty cb go brrrrrrrrr
- the smut scenes are immaculate
- same as enemies to lovers but with a hint of spice
- you actually suck at sports but go off i guess
- sweaty cb go brrrrrrrrr
- the smut scenes are immaculate
- same as enemies to lovers but with a hint of spice
CEO Chαnyeol and Secretary Bαekhyun
- gives off very bl vibes but no judgement
- you are inspired by cb in suits
- also, chαnyeol in these HAS to have an undercut
- bαekhyun probably looks like a twink
- size difference makes your knees weak
- gives off very bl vibes but no judgement
- you are inspired by cb in suits
- also, chαnyeol in these HAS to have an undercut
- bαekhyun probably looks like a twink
- size difference makes your knees weak
ABO AU, Alpha Bαekhyun and Omega Chαnyeol
- you’re horny
- so you think you are special?
- bαekhyun is VERY hot in these fics
- also chαnyeol tiny so we get it
- cliche but make it different type of vibes
- did i mention that you’re horny?
- you’re horny
- so you think you are special?
- bαekhyun is VERY hot in these fics
- also chαnyeol tiny so we get it
- cliche but make it different type of vibes
- did i mention that you’re horny?
Coffee Shop AU, Bartender Bαekhyun and CEO Chαnyeol
- drinking 5 cups of coffee per day is not a personality trait
- undercut chαnyeol where, we only know black comma hair chαnyeol
- bαekhyun is probably in college
- drinking 5 cups of coffee per day is not a personality trait
- undercut chαnyeol where, we only know black comma hair chαnyeol
- bαekhyun is probably in college
- brownie points if bαekhyun is also poor, you’ve managed to earn all cliche points
- you’re just running away from reality
- you’re just running away from reality
Mafia AU, Mafia Boss Chαnyeol
- okay kink lover
- how is that tattoo fetish phase going on?
- chαnyeol HAS to have red hair
- your main inspiration is lotto
- you’re also into gun and knife play but make it worse
- it has to be angsty
- okay kink lover
- how is that tattoo fetish phase going on?
- chαnyeol HAS to have red hair
- your main inspiration is lotto
- you’re also into gun and knife play but make it worse
- it has to be angsty
Angst AU
- you read these to cry because you like bottling all of your emotions
- extra points when your heart just squeezes in your chest from the pain
- WHO hurt you? i will fight
- baby it will get better i promise
- no pain no flavour
- you read these to cry because you like bottling all of your emotions
- extra points when your heart just squeezes in your chest from the pain
- WHO hurt you? i will fight
- baby it will get better i promise
- no pain no flavour
MCD
- now this just hits different
- you probably write mcd yourself and seeing your readers cry does something to you but you can’t explain it
- angst but make it worse
- idk if i want to hug you or punch you or both
- but i like you, you have good taste
- now this just hits different
- you probably write mcd yourself and seeing your readers cry does something to you but you can’t explain it
- angst but make it worse
- idk if i want to hug you or punch you or both
- but i like you, you have good taste
Idol AU / Canon
- chαnyeol has to go by the stage name loey. there is just no exception
- probably into angst
- backstage sex best sex
- canon au is just not enough for you
- you live off of cb crumbs
- chαnyeol has to go by the stage name loey. there is just no exception
- probably into angst
- backstage sex best sex
- canon au is just not enough for you
- you live off of cb crumbs
High school AU
- your main inspiration was that headphones moment, am i right or am i right?
- this is not high school musical though
- i mean there has to be angst because otherwise the fic will be boring
- your main inspiration was that headphones moment, am i right or am i right?
- this is not high school musical though
- i mean there has to be angst because otherwise the fic will be boring
- there is something about fetus cb that makes you go feral
- the sequel is them going to college
- the sequel is them going to college
Angel and Demon AU
- just say you’re horny for demon cock chαnyeol and go
- when bαekhyun bleaches his hair he does look like an angel and that is your main inspiration
- it doesn’t really have angst, you’re reading/writing it just for the sex scene
- just say you’re horny for demon cock chαnyeol and go
- when bαekhyun bleaches his hair he does look like an angel and that is your main inspiration
- it doesn’t really have angst, you’re reading/writing it just for the sex scene
- because who doesn’t want to fuck in heavens/hell?
- corruption kink. there, i said it
- corruption kink. there, i said it
Fluff AU
- you probably read jelly’s and iceubaek’s tweets
- also eungwrites
- you’re really soft i’d love to squish you
- you make the tl a bit brighter from all the negativity and i love that
- even those who say they hate fluff read fluff fics bcs we’re all whipped for cb
- you probably read jelly’s and iceubaek’s tweets
- also eungwrites
- you’re really soft i’d love to squish you
- you make the tl a bit brighter from all the negativity and i love that
- even those who say they hate fluff read fluff fics bcs we’re all whipped for cb
Arranged Marriage AU
- the het version of this trope could never
- if there is no sexual tension between them then you don’t want it
- also extra points if they are both ceos or come from rich families and hate each other
- the het version of this trope could never
- if there is no sexual tension between them then you don’t want it
- also extra points if they are both ceos or come from rich families and hate each other
- but when they do fall in love,,,,, seriously, the best moments
- hollywood but make it better
- hollywood but make it better
Getting back Together AU
- the sexual tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife
- do they hate each other? if they do then good
- a LOT of angst because you like to cry
- the sexual tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife
- do they hate each other? if they do then good
- a LOT of angst because you like to cry
- a lot of unresolved conflicts that make it a 130k fic
- you had a bad breakup so this is your way of healing
- you had a bad breakup so this is your way of healing
Amnesia AU
- pain. just pain
- you like hurting yourself to the point of feeling numb
- and you like recommending these fics bcs you can’t suffer alone
- why are you like this to yourself though?
- i want to hug you
- pain. just pain
- you like hurting yourself to the point of feeling numb
- and you like recommending these fics bcs you can’t suffer alone
- why are you like this to yourself though?
- i want to hug you
Hanahaki AU
- you’re into flowers or that troye sivan album cover aesthetic
- the one with the disease either has to die so the one that fell in love too late feels guilty
- or he will heal and happy ending
- you’re into flowers or that troye sivan album cover aesthetic
- the one with the disease either has to die so the one that fell in love too late feels guilty
- or he will heal and happy ending
- but before that they both have to suffer
- spitting out bloodied petals for you is pretty in a weird way
- spitting out bloodied petals for you is pretty in a weird way
Dystopian AU
- smth about cb in a dying world is sexy
- the bitter taste of the possibility that the ending won’t be a happy one makes you regret that you’re reading it
- smth about cb in a dying world is sexy
- the bitter taste of the possibility that the ending won’t be a happy one makes you regret that you’re reading it
- the angst if one character dies is immaculate
- you’re a masochist
- but you’re also a kinky ass because you like the idea of them fucking in a ruined building
- you’re a masochist
- but you’re also a kinky ass because you like the idea of them fucking in a ruined building
MPREG AU
- those daddy issues are going strong
- also chαnyeol is the BEST daddy material and not in the sexy kind of way
- you’re very soft
- there is usually a lot of angst when it has to do with pregnancy, why can’t they just live happily?
- glowing bαekhyun best bαekhyun
- those daddy issues are going strong
- also chαnyeol is the BEST daddy material and not in the sexy kind of way
- you’re very soft
- there is usually a lot of angst when it has to do with pregnancy, why can’t they just live happily?
- glowing bαekhyun best bαekhyun
Slow Burn AU
- god the pain crushes your heart there
- you have a lot of issues and trust issues is one of them
- you can’t imagine someone falling in love with you that fast so you probably guard yourself
- and then you project it on cb
- you deserve love, just how cb do
- god the pain crushes your heart there
- you have a lot of issues and trust issues is one of them
- you can’t imagine someone falling in love with you that fast so you probably guard yourself
- and then you project it on cb
- you deserve love, just how cb do
Sugar Daddy AU
- chαnyeol is hot, we GET it
- you read it just for the smut scenes, admit it and let go
- those fics that are more than 20k have the best flavour because they somehow manage to mix angst into a pwp centric fic
- chαnyeol is hot, we GET it
- you read it just for the smut scenes, admit it and let go
- those fics that are more than 20k have the best flavour because they somehow manage to mix angst into a pwp centric fic
- you wish you had a sugar daddy as caring as chαnyeol
- daddy issues are even stronger here
- daddy issues are even stronger here
Camboy AU
- horny
- the idea of bαekhyun/chαnyeol getting railed on camera makes your knees buckle
- bαekhyun’s hip thrusts in un village have contributed to that A LOT
- also the expressions he makes
- bαekhyun in pretty lingerie is a must
- also pink haired hyunnie
- horny
- the idea of bαekhyun/chαnyeol getting railed on camera makes your knees buckle
- bαekhyun’s hip thrusts in un village have contributed to that A LOT
- also the expressions he makes
- bαekhyun in pretty lingerie is a must
- also pink haired hyunnie
Porn WITHOUT Plot
- you have commitment issues. you want to write fics but you can’t make them too long. horny drabbles is where you’re at
- just horny no thoughts
- bock, chock and bhighs
- you have commitment issues. you want to write fics but you can’t make them too long. horny drabbles is where you’re at
- just horny no thoughts
- bock, chock and bhighs
- you went feral when you saw bαekhyun’s thighs during kyoongcon
- size kink is definitely your jam
- size kink is definitely your jam
Porn WITH Plot, THIS ONE IS VERY SPECIFIC
- you’re horny but you also like angst
- these fics have more angst than mcd
- they also fuck in between suffering which is really hot
- but then you make them die which is also kinda hot?
- i mean your mind is a wild place but i like it
- you’re horny but you also like angst
- these fics have more angst than mcd
- they also fuck in between suffering which is really hot
- but then you make them die which is also kinda hot?
- i mean your mind is a wild place but i like it
A special for NSFW accs:
ABO AU
- hairy pits chαnyeol go brrrrrrrr
- also breeding king is something you need in order to live
- a quick mention how much you love bαekhyun’s thick thighs
- also bαekhyun and his tits
- bαekhyun is usually a size queen
- hairy pits chαnyeol go brrrrrrrr
- also breeding king is something you need in order to live
- a quick mention how much you love bαekhyun’s thick thighs
- also bαekhyun and his tits
- bαekhyun is usually a size queen
end of thread for now!! i may remember smth else but also don't hesitate to qrt/dm your favourite trope so i can include it in case i forgot 
