Thread: Chaos at the impeachment trial.

Dems had agreed to know witnesses, then House Managers changed their mind this morning.

Schumer blindsided. Pandemonium. They’re negotiating now to figure out next steps.

2/x While we’re waiting to figure out what’s next, I thought I’d share some of the Qs in the pile that DIDN’T make the cut to be asked yesterday. (These are all real, from various senators, who will remain anonymous.)

3/x Q1: “Where’s the short, fat guy?”

4/x Q2: “Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”

5/x Q3: “To Manager Swalwell: Tell us about Fang Fang.”

6/x Q4: “(generic) Have any of the House Managers had sexual relations with a Chinese communist spy? Please explain.”

7/x Q5: “If we put him in a burlap sack & throw him in the river, and he does not float, must we convict?”