I have revised my old notes on this test (I failed) and would advise as follows.

1. It’s probably a trap, don’t fall for it. https://twitter.com/MountyinaCounty/status/1360281393482317827
2. Not declaring your undying love for her in some form will probably result in years and years of this being brought up and thrown in your face.
3. It’s not this simple. What she is saying, is that she shouldn’t have to decide for you, if you want to get her something for #ValentinesDay
4. This will be turned around on you, it will be your fault. Logic and common sense don’t come into this, it’s your fault. End of.
5. Pretending not to get anything and then gauging her reaction is a dicey move. Put her in a bad mood and that could last longer than all the lockdowns.
Don’t play that game here, risks are too high.
6. Unfortunately there is no constructive feedback on these tests. It’s pass or fail and sometimes you won’t even know how you’ve done.
7. Plan ingress and egress points and carry out your dynamic risk assessment thoroughly and continuously.
If it’s too risky, endex endex and try again next time.
8. Always remember those three little words.

Run

Hide

Tell.
Oh, and if you do get her something, and she didn’t want anything, then you’re at fault for not listening to what she said.

So, easy yeah 💁🏻‍♂️
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