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5e Classes as Medical Specialties: A thread.
Barbarian: Orthopaedic Surgery.
Capable of great feats of strength. Tendency to hit things with a hammer. Useful in a tight spot but, honestly, it’s the one spot.
Barbarian: Orthopaedic Surgery.
Capable of great feats of strength. Tendency to hit things with a hammer. Useful in a tight spot but, honestly, it’s the one spot.
Bard: General Practice
Good at bloody everything. Need to be able to charm the birds from the trees. Tendency to fall over if hit slightly too hard.
Good at bloody everything. Need to be able to charm the birds from the trees. Tendency to fall over if hit slightly too hard.
Clerics: Physicians/Gen Med
Multi Talented. Healing. Slightly superior attitude. Belief in a higher power of dubious authenticity (serum sodium)
Multi Talented. Healing. Slightly superior attitude. Belief in a higher power of dubious authenticity (serum sodium)
Druids: Obstetrics and Gynaecology
Wield great power over the natural world. Often wet from the knees down. Deal with things everyone else makes faces at.
Will turn into a ferocious bear if you meddle with their people
Wield great power over the natural world. Often wet from the knees down. Deal with things everyone else makes faces at.
Will turn into a ferocious bear if you meddle with their people
Fighter: General Surgery
Multi skilled. Great in an emergency. Seemingly endless reserves of energy. Ultimately will stab things if nothing else comes to mind.
Multi skilled. Great in an emergency. Seemingly endless reserves of energy. Ultimately will stab things if nothing else comes to mind.
Monk: Emergency
Spend all day jumping and leaping from one thing to another. Capable of sudden bursts of speed. Prefer others to do the long haul. Completely useless if out of ki (coffee)
Spend all day jumping and leaping from one thing to another. Capable of sudden bursts of speed. Prefer others to do the long haul. Completely useless if out of ki (coffee)
Paladin: Intensive Care
Solid. Dependable. Utterly convinced they’re right. Fight for a power no one else can see (NorAd). Use terminology no one else understands. Strong affinity with Clerics and Rangers
Solid. Dependable. Utterly convinced they’re right. Fight for a power no one else can see (NorAd). Use terminology no one else understands. Strong affinity with Clerics and Rangers
Ranger: Anaesthetics
Isolated. Solo. Can take care of themselves. Lots of skills to navigate the world but need their bow or they’re lost. Slightly focused on some point in the distance no one else cares about - 90% of the time they're right
Isolated. Solo. Can take care of themselves. Lots of skills to navigate the world but need their bow or they’re lost. Slightly focused on some point in the distance no one else cares about - 90% of the time they're right
Rogue: Radiology
Skulking around in the dark. Suddenly there when you need them, hard to find if they don’t want you to. Absolutely clutch in many situations but also not averse to stabbing you if necessary.
Skulking around in the dark. Suddenly there when you need them, hard to find if they don’t want you to. Absolutely clutch in many situations but also not averse to stabbing you if necessary.
Sorcerer: Oncology
What is this weird power you have? How are you shaping so much with it. Also I’m a little but afraid and I’m gonna wear some special gloves when going near you. Incredible at communication.
What is this weird power you have? How are you shaping so much with it. Also I’m a little but afraid and I’m gonna wear some special gloves when going near you. Incredible at communication.
Warlock: Psychiatry
A delicate balance of two worlds, one much more ephemeral than the other. Wrestling demons every day. Incredibly powerful and sadly shunned by some narrow minded people. Eldritch Blast Dependent
A delicate balance of two worlds, one much more ephemeral than the other. Wrestling demons every day. Incredibly powerful and sadly shunned by some narrow minded people. Eldritch Blast Dependent
Wizard: Pathology
Mumbling terms the rest of us are completely confused by. Often found in a lab in an isolated tower. Sudden great power to change EVERYTHING. Books books books.
Mumbling terms the rest of us are completely confused by. Often found in a lab in an isolated tower. Sudden great power to change EVERYTHING. Books books books.
Artificer: Rehab
Excuse me we’re just gonna attach THIS and THIS and THIS and there ya go, now you work better. Also don’t go near open flames you may explode.
Excuse me we’re just gonna attach THIS and THIS and THIS and there ya go, now you work better. Also don’t go near open flames you may explode.
Blood Hunter: Haematology
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
Dungeon Master: Paediatrics
Juggling 20 things at once while entertaining everyone. Have to deal with the most difficult people ever (players/parents). The cause of all our problems by keeping everyone alive to adulthood
Juggling 20 things at once while entertaining everyone. Have to deal with the most difficult people ever (players/parents). The cause of all our problems by keeping everyone alive to adulthood
