ranking bg intros for YOUR entertainment
“step out stray kids” - stray kids
- i dont like skz
- 2/10
- i dont like skz
- 2/10
“say the name seventeen” - svt
- generous 4/10 they ask you to ‘say the name’ but proceed to say seventeen! before you can even try to answer them. Speaking over women as usual woozi
- generous 4/10 they ask you to ‘say the name’ but proceed to say seventeen! before you can even try to answer them. Speaking over women as usual woozi
“to the world nct”
-well. they sure are
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/10
-well. they sure are
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“best we the boyz”
- ?
- they sound like theyre trying to clear their own twitter searches
- 1/10
- ?
- they sound like theyre trying to clear their own twitter searches
- 1/10
“we are one exo”
- ahhh this isnt a greeting its a prophecy i know that lowlife baekyhuns gonna be the last member standing with his ass still draft dodging the military twenty years later. And then exo really will be just one
-aged like fine wine 10/10
- ahhh this isnt a greeting its a prophecy i know that lowlife baekyhuns gonna be the last member standing with his ass still draft dodging the military twenty years later. And then exo really will be just one
-aged like fine wine 10/10
“come and get it got7”
- ive seen jinyoung in leather pants so you know what i think i will actually
- extra points for the subtle nod to early 2010s selena gomez pop perfection
- 8/10
- ive seen jinyoung in leather pants so you know what i think i will actually
- extra points for the subtle nod to early 2010s selena gomez pop perfection
- 8/10
“8 makes one team” ateez
- ..................What if somebody leaves?
- 0/10
- ..................What if somebody leaves?
- 0/10
“1, 2, connect enhypen”
- erm i like it theyre counting numbers and citing games (connect four) just as little boys of their age should
- 9/10
- erm i like it theyre counting numbers and citing games (connect four) just as little boys of their age should
- 9/10
“wanna be your star” astro
- u can tell the kdrama casting agencies took this one a little too literally cause now eunwoos booked all the way through 2035
- 5.5/10
- u can tell the kdrama casting agencies took this one a little too literally cause now eunwoos booked all the way through 2035
- 5.5/10
“all i wanna do wanna one”
- All i want you to do is disband wait you already did ok now shut the fuck up
- All i want you to do is disband wait you already did ok now shut the fuck up