ranking bg intros for YOUR entertainment

“step out stray kids” - stray kids
- i dont like skz
- 2/10

“say the name seventeen” - svt
- generous 4/10 they ask you to ‘say the name’ but proceed to say seventeen! before you can even try to answer them. Speaking over women as usual woozi

“to the world nct”
-well. they sure are
-/10

“best we the boyz”
- ?
- they sound like theyre trying to clear their own twitter searches
- 1/10

“we are one exo”
- ahhh this isnt a greeting its a prophecy i know that lowlife baekyhuns gonna be the last member standing with his ass still draft dodging the military twenty years later. And then exo really will be just one
-aged like fine wine 10/10

“come and get it got7”
- ive seen jinyoung in leather pants so you know what i think i will actually
- extra points for the subtle nod to early 2010s selena gomez pop perfection
- 8/10

“8 makes one team” ateez
- ..................What if somebody leaves?
- 0/10

“1, 2, connect enhypen”
- erm i like it theyre counting numbers and citing games (connect four) just as little boys of their age should
- 9/10

“wanna be your star” astro
- u can tell the kdrama casting agencies took this one a little too literally cause now eunwoos booked all the way through 2035
- 5.5/10

“all i wanna do wanna one”
- All i want you to do is disband wait you already did ok now shut the fuck up

ok i’m losing steam and this is too many men like it’s sooooo many men i feel sick if your fave isn’t in here give thanks to allah because i dont have anything good left to say