After giving it thought there absolutely nothing you can gain by dealing with women under 5’5
Your son won’t make it pro because “he’s too small” Average height and up is the way. Not to mention they shrink when they get older. Will be dealing with some Oompa Loompa.
This logic should only apply to men over 5’9 though if I’m honest. Your sons xHeight is capped at 5’10 and that’s even if you get an average babe. Chances are xHeight is 5’6/7 so unless he’s really really technical he’s not making it
Your son watching documentaries of AI and Kobe saying he wants to hoop but youve already sealed his destiny by reproducing with a woman under the height criteria and now his xHeight is capped at 5’8. He want to be a centre
Your son in his last professional season when he find out a super team being made and he still has no rings. He averages 10 mins a game because you didn’t abide by the xHeight rule
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