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well then jungoo the first thing i’m gonna do is put you in a pROPER 10 GALLON TANK WITH A FULL SPECTRUM LIGHT SO YOU GET THE PHOTOPERIOD YOU NEED AND ALSO INSTALL AN OXYGENATOR AND NITROGEN FILTER https://twitter.com/kkyuworid/status/1360243589108830223
real talk this is cute as fuck i just am the most rabid anti-fishbowler you’ve ever met in your entire life bc everyone thinks it’s an ok way to keep fish. IT IS NOT
god i had to change my dn and everything the only good fishbowl is one filled with no fish. just alcohol. with some sustainably reusable straws so you can share with the homies
/pounding fist on table/ ADDITIONALLY I WILL BE PROCURING A BACKUP GENERATOR FOR FISHIE KOO BC THAT’S THE RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO IF YOU OWN AQUATIC SPECIES. ALSO A THERMOREGULATORY DEVICE FOR THE WATER
WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALIZE “STARTER” PETS ARE A MYTH ALL PETS TAKE WORK. ALSO ARGUABLY CATS TAKE WAY LESS FUCKING WORK THAN ANYTHING AQUATIC. THEY ALSO DON’T LIVE NEARLY AS LONG AS YOUR AVERAGE GOLDFISH
AQUATIC PETS ARE THE MOST!! HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!!!! BC WATER QUALITY IS SUCH A BITCH TO MAINTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP BUYING BETTAS AND PUTTING THEM IN A FLOWER VASE WITH NO STIMULATION THERE IS PEER REVIEWED EVIDENCE THAT FISH CAN SUFFER PSYCHIATRIC DERANGEMENTS DUE TO BOREDOM AND HAVING NO ENVIRONMENTAL ENRICHMENT THIS IS A WELFARE ISSUE
BUT NOBODY CARES WHEN IT’S NOT FLUFFY!!!! OH NO PUPPY NEGLECTED BUT THAT’S FINE THE FISH CAN JUST BE ALLOWED TO LIVE IN A NITRATE-TOXIC HELLSCAPE THAT’S FUCKING FINE
NNNNNRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
AQUATIC! ANIMALS!!!!! EFFECTIVELY “BREATHE”!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!! ANTHROPOMORPHIZING IS GENERALLY UNHELPFUL BUT IN THIS CASE TO ILLUSTRATE THE POINT. HOW’D U LIKE BEING PUT IN A HERMETICALLY SEALED BROOM CLOSET AND ONLY GETTING VENTILATION ONCE A GODDAMN WEEK WHEN THE DOOR OPENS
YES YOU ALSO PEE AND SHIT IN THE CLOSET
i say this all as if my guinea pigs aren’t currently swimming in their own filth a week overdue on their change bc Bad Sleep Week. i’m a bad mom.
BUT NNNNRGAAAAHGH!!
