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RANDOM THOUGHTS.
~a thread
~a thread
a different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.
your future self is talking shit about you.
the best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon
your belly button is just your old mouth.
only one sock goes missing because if both disappeared, you wouldn't notice.
accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest.
your voice in your head doesn't need to take a breath.
water is a beverage whose flavor is its tempature.
since your internal voice doesn't have to breathe, you can scream internally forever.
if you think about it, when you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
weird to think that we'd be showing our kids pictures of over selves through Instagram , Facebook or Twitter instead of a photo album.
celebrating birthdays is a reminder that we have one less year to live in this world.
pineapple has a weird name. it neither has a pine nor has an apple.
photographs and images are either square or rectangular, but the camera lens is circular.
smoothies are actually soups made from fruits.
is it possible to daydream at night?
can a bald man get dandruff?
donuts are circles with holes.
being alone is powerful because it is not everyone’s cup of tea.
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