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7 YEAR JUMP RIVERDALE EPISODE LIVE TWEET IDK WHAT IM DOIN BUT I’M PRESSING PLAY LETS GOOOOOO
yes many connections btwn football & military, two subjects I’m well versed in
fun fact I thought kj was american & assumed his new zealand accent was a bit (or something?) for years bc he is an Actor and I am Gullible
IT AIN’T RIVERDALE WITHOUT A LIVE PERFORMANCE
and live snakes no no no oh nooo
and live snakes no no no oh nooo
gourd I miss karaoke
lol silence of the lambs. I love that the choices are extremely obvious and yet delight me every time like it’s a fun surprise
to people who wonder why I can’t watch scary movies: please note that I can barely handle riverdale at times (shoutout to one of my best friends who had to stop watching dawsons creek after the first Halloween episode)
CHADWICK
should I have made a hashtag ah eek
“THE ACCIDENT.”
a blessing of a line wow yes “the accident.”
a blessing of a line wow yes “the accident.”
two uses of “shewolf” and “the accident.” & we’re only 19 min in
jones on the ole clickity clack (translation: typewriter) I couldn’t ask for anything more
college years of high school shows almost never succeed so I really appreciate just skipping it and finding a reason for everyone to come back to riverdale JUST SAYING
I wish everyone who had ulterior motives announced themselves within the first five min of meeting them
I will say it’s odd to think that they’re acting ~their own age bc I’ve thoroughly convinced myself that this is what 17 year olds look like which also means I look like I’m 375 which is cool
okay this is a spoiler but I can’t not scream about the fact that THE TOWN IS LAWLESS
WHERE ARE PEOPLE GONNA WAIT FOR THE BUS?
looovvve the idea that none of them knew riverdale was in this state (and that they all rushed over FOR POPPE’S RETIREMENT PARTY). the fact that riverdale was a “hellscape” without them knowing begs the question, “how big is social meeds in this universe”
DONE. PERFECTION. I’M IN.
(btw FULLY aware that I did this wrong but we’ll get through this TOGETHER)
(btw FULLY aware that I did this wrong but we’ll get through this TOGETHER)
excited to engage with you all on this in however long it is until it’s on netflex
note to self: this thread would have been better as podcast
follow up: WHERE IS ARCHIES DOG?
