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ok im doin it. what your favorite fanfic trope says about you thread: a littol rúde edition
Hurt/Comfort
- sweetheart. baby. come here. i got you. its ok now
- you probably don't know how to accept affection without feeling like you've earned it/can excuse it somehow
- you rly need to have a full breakdown so you can move forward but the timing keeps being wrong
- sweetheart. baby. come here. i got you. its ok now
- you probably don't know how to accept affection without feeling like you've earned it/can excuse it somehow
- you rly need to have a full breakdown so you can move forward but the timing keeps being wrong
Slow Burn
- ur holding out for when u realize you've been in ur OWN slow burn n didnt even know it!!
- fetish for the italicized "oh"
- a lifetime imagining love does not make you an expert in it. it does however make you lonely
- slap ur hollywood idealism in the face right now
- ur holding out for when u realize you've been in ur OWN slow burn n didnt even know it!!
- fetish for the italicized "oh"
- a lifetime imagining love does not make you an expert in it. it does however make you lonely
- slap ur hollywood idealism in the face right now
Soulmate AU
- i know baby, i know :(
- u think ur hard work to love and u have no energy to love urself much less another person
- but u hope!! aw baby u are the monarch of hope. its all u have
- what if trust was the one thing that came easy to u? its not but what if.
- i know baby, i know :(
- u think ur hard work to love and u have no energy to love urself much less another person
- but u hope!! aw baby u are the monarch of hope. its all u have
- what if trust was the one thing that came easy to u? its not but what if.
A/B/O
- see above tweet
- u crave not just love but physical contact at a level that may shock people
- "you may hug me... for 4 to 5 seconds" "FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!" "NO--"
- feel like ur rly low maintenance in a relationship because u fear accidentally asking too much
- see above tweet
- u crave not just love but physical contact at a level that may shock people
- "you may hug me... for 4 to 5 seconds" "FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!" "NO--"
- feel like ur rly low maintenance in a relationship because u fear accidentally asking too much
Fake Dating
- u have so many friends in the "id be down" zone if they asked but neither of u are ever going to ask
- [john mulaney voice] i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much
- its abt the banter
- does ur personality hinge on humor or do u cope by joking abt it?
- u have so many friends in the "id be down" zone if they asked but neither of u are ever going to ask
- [john mulaney voice] i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much
- its abt the banter
- does ur personality hinge on humor or do u cope by joking abt it?
Mutual Pining
- ur crush definitely thinks abt u as often as u think abt them. they know who u are, even tho u have not spoken to them. they will make the first move.
- i manifest this for u cuz lord knows it currently isnt true
- u want the pushy friends part more than the s/o
- ur crush definitely thinks abt u as often as u think abt them. they know who u are, even tho u have not spoken to them. they will make the first move.
- i manifest this for u cuz lord knows it currently isnt true
- u want the pushy friends part more than the s/o
Angst
- if the confession isnt said in the moment of truest weakness, then u dont WANT IT
- howre those trust issues treating u?
- the saving grace of love coulda helped u out a few times by now, huh
- yes, someday someone WILL love u like that, but pls stop testing them abt it
- if the confession isnt said in the moment of truest weakness, then u dont WANT IT
- howre those trust issues treating u?
- the saving grace of love coulda helped u out a few times by now, huh
- yes, someday someone WILL love u like that, but pls stop testing them abt it
Angst w Happy Ending
- see above
- u specifically want to rewire ur brain abt this. whoever hurt u i will hunt them down
- its ok! ur safe here! this is home where nothing can hurt you more than you let it
- its ok to open up again when ur ready baby we'll be waiting to hug u
- see above
- u specifically want to rewire ur brain abt this. whoever hurt u i will hunt them down
- its ok! ur safe here! this is home where nothing can hurt you more than you let it
- its ok to open up again when ur ready baby we'll be waiting to hug u
Enemies to Lovers
- ohhohoho that's hot. that's hot
- u pick ur faves w ur pussy and honestly same
- i would ask if u had anger issues but i think we both know the hulk would cower in fear at how well u repress that shit
- u said "what if love... was abt forgiveness" n ur right!
- ohhohoho that's hot. that's hot
- u pick ur faves w ur pussy and honestly same
- i would ask if u had anger issues but i think we both know the hulk would cower in fear at how well u repress that shit
- u said "what if love... was abt forgiveness" n ur right!
Friends to Lovers
- its abt the VARIOUS TENSIONS
- u believe in meetcutes like u just BELIEVE in em so HARD
- lemme guess. cottagecore
- u literally just want to be happy wtf you deserve that so much
- but sometimes ur that bastard w the paired angst tag and hey f-- are u crying
- its abt the VARIOUS TENSIONS
- u believe in meetcutes like u just BELIEVE in em so HARD
- lemme guess. cottagecore
- u literally just want to be happy wtf you deserve that so much
- but sometimes ur that bastard w the paired angst tag and hey f-- are u crying
Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- u want it all and u deserve it all
- GROWTH. either u did some or somebody else rly needed to but baby here it is
- i wanna hand u Found Family too just to watch u foam at the mouth
- the highest form of love is (trust) swordpoint tilting up chin
- u want it all and u deserve it all
- GROWTH. either u did some or somebody else rly needed to but baby here it is
- i wanna hand u Found Family too just to watch u foam at the mouth
- the highest form of love is (trust) swordpoint tilting up chin
Only One Bed
- if u keep coming up with excuses to touch maybe theyll take the hint and hug u with their full weight for 8 hours
- baby i know u just wanna cry into a shoulder and i am right here for u
- oh cool u dont have to make any decisions abt feelings now it was just fate
- if u keep coming up with excuses to touch maybe theyll take the hint and hug u with their full weight for 8 hours
- baby i know u just wanna cry into a shoulder and i am right here for u
- oh cool u dont have to make any decisions abt feelings now it was just fate
Fluff
- canon isnt feeding u and im sorry
- have some casserole
- u dont understand why ppl want their media to hurt so badly? like life already sucks ur here for escapism only
- u are so deeply sad n can only kinda explain why every other monday
- de/attachment issues
- canon isnt feeding u and im sorry
- have some casserole
- u dont understand why ppl want their media to hurt so badly? like life already sucks ur here for escapism only
- u are so deeply sad n can only kinda explain why every other monday
- de/attachment issues
MCD
- marry me right now
- grief is either smth u are intimately familiar with or smth u have yet to feel in that intensity
- both ways u are fascinated with it and how deeply social bonds can affect ppl
- im so sorry to break it to u but u have a heart and the capacity to feel
- marry me right now
- grief is either smth u are intimately familiar with or smth u have yet to feel in that intensity
- both ways u are fascinated with it and how deeply social bonds can affect ppl
- im so sorry to break it to u but u have a heart and the capacity to feel
ok im takin a break. i have more but feel free to suggest some if ur favorite isnt here yet n pls remember these are just for fun !! 
feedback says i was not NEARLY rude enough so i will do my best moving forward 
no more nice maj!! psychoanalysis only!! anyway i love u enjoy the next batch
no more nice maj!! psychoanalysis only!! anyway i love u enjoy the next batch
Coffeeshop AU
- ok but like. arent u bored
- u order the same thing at restaurants every time
- actually in the pandemic this changes. i have more respect for u now.
- u may not have said the words out loud but you have FELT "notice me senpai" in your bones
- ok but like. arent u bored
- u order the same thing at restaurants every time
- actually in the pandemic this changes. i have more respect for u now.
- u may not have said the words out loud but you have FELT "notice me senpai" in your bones
College AU
- u miss feeling like a god in english class
- u are so so close to being if not already "fandom old" OR u are a high schooler desperately hoping these are accurate (they are not)
- idk what u think u missed but i promise it wasnt nearly as fun as u think
- u miss feeling like a god in english class
- u are so so close to being if not already "fandom old" OR u are a high schooler desperately hoping these are accurate (they are not)
- idk what u think u missed but i promise it wasnt nearly as fun as u think
Regency AU
- mr darcy
- i didnt know it was possible for authors to care that much about historical details much less have an audience that could call them on inaccuracies
- yall really said Slow Burn 2: This Time Even Slower
- u are so touch starved already why 800k before fuck
- mr darcy
- i didnt know it was possible for authors to care that much about historical details much less have an audience that could call them on inaccuracies
- yall really said Slow Burn 2: This Time Even Slower
- u are so touch starved already why 800k before fuck
Royalty AU
- disney got you. they got you babe!
- how many times have u seen the princess diaries cmon be honest
- u balk at the idea of a sugar daddy au but what do u think this au is? thats right its sugar your majesty
- money could solve all ur problems except the mental ones
- disney got you. they got you babe!
- how many times have u seen the princess diaries cmon be honest
- u balk at the idea of a sugar daddy au but what do u think this au is? thats right its sugar your majesty
- money could solve all ur problems except the mental ones
Arranged Marriage
- see above but More somehow
- u value choice and freedom so much u cant conceptualize people settling down Except You Really Want That Special Someone
- understanding is the most important thing to u
- power n control are things u lacked for a long, long time
- see above but More somehow
- u value choice and freedom so much u cant conceptualize people settling down Except You Really Want That Special Someone
- understanding is the most important thing to u
- power n control are things u lacked for a long, long time
Kidfic
- two options. u want kids of ur own, or u miss being a child so much its almost painful. they are not mutually exclusive
- abandonment issues vs parental issues. fight
- idk i dont know a lot abt this trope. i think u just want other ppl to make decisions for u
- two options. u want kids of ur own, or u miss being a child so much its almost painful. they are not mutually exclusive
- abandonment issues vs parental issues. fight
- idk i dont know a lot abt this trope. i think u just want other ppl to make decisions for u
Trapped Together
- like OOB u have relinquished all decision making in favor of physical contact
- bottle eps are nice. they mean the charas have to talk! and work out their problems! and u dont have to think abt how much communicating u dont do but should!
- just talk 2 someone
- like OOB u have relinquished all decision making in favor of physical contact
- bottle eps are nice. they mean the charas have to talk! and work out their problems! and u dont have to think abt how much communicating u dont do but should!
- just talk 2 someone
Reincarnation
- [laughs in soulmate au]
- are u scared of death? maybe. i dont think u can rly conceptualize it so u do this
- if u close ur eyes u do not see it. idk what ur avoiding but u are. hard.
- who do u miss? or do u just hope ur next time around is easier
- [laughs in soulmate au]
- are u scared of death? maybe. i dont think u can rly conceptualize it so u do this
- if u close ur eyes u do not see it. idk what ur avoiding but u are. hard.
- who do u miss? or do u just hope ur next time around is easier
Time Travel
- THERE ARE SO MANY FLAVORS BUT wow u are full of regrets. i wish u a very stop replaying mistakes in ur head at night
- the past keeps haunting u but baby the future is uncertain so u just sit here anxious in the present
- EXPERIENCE A CONSEQUENCE
- THERE ARE SO MANY FLAVORS BUT wow u are full of regrets. i wish u a very stop replaying mistakes in ur head at night
- the past keeps haunting u but baby the future is uncertain so u just sit here anxious in the present
- EXPERIENCE A CONSEQUENCE
Unrequited Love
- this is it for u, huh babe? hand in unloveable hand?
- i hope u try very hard to not be bitter but u deserve to be a little angry
- idk if spite fuels u or just straight up rage but im a little afraid of ur power
- if depression was a sport u won the olympics
- this is it for u, huh babe? hand in unloveable hand?
- i hope u try very hard to not be bitter but u deserve to be a little angry
- idk if spite fuels u or just straight up rage but im a little afraid of ur power
- if depression was a sport u won the olympics
Fix-It Fics
- oh yeah. spite DEFINITELY fuels u.
- ur vision is crystal clear. how come ur the only scholar who can see this. why arent we in a fury with u over what canon has done
- wait this fic doesnt change this bit
- throw it out
- okay THIS fic will give me peace (it wont)
- oh yeah. spite DEFINITELY fuels u.
- ur vision is crystal clear. how come ur the only scholar who can see this. why arent we in a fury with u over what canon has done
- wait this fic doesnt change this bit
- throw it out
- okay THIS fic will give me peace (it wont)
Crack
- i love you. that's all. ur here for a good time and a good time only
- i have nothing else to say you are genuinely just here for a laff
- i love you. that's all. ur here for a good time and a good time only
- i have nothing else to say you are genuinely just here for a laff
ok another break time
PWP
- so lets talk abt ur commitment issues
- u can cope with touch starvation but emotional connection starvation is going to kill u one day
- and if u think ur s/o would have to love ur ugly first before finding the beautiful im so sorry but u are wrong. ur all beautiful baby.
- so lets talk abt ur commitment issues
- u can cope with touch starvation but emotional connection starvation is going to kill u one day
- and if u think ur s/o would have to love ur ugly first before finding the beautiful im so sorry but u are wrong. ur all beautiful baby.
Porn WITH Plot
- the only bitch i RESPECT
- u know what u want n ur willing to work to get it. the best part is its only a little impossible!
- i think u stop urself from fully enjoying anything cuz ur always a little worried that plot is abt to come get u but its ok to be happy
- the only bitch i RESPECT
- u know what u want n ur willing to work to get it. the best part is its only a little impossible!
- i think u stop urself from fully enjoying anything cuz ur always a little worried that plot is abt to come get u but its ok to be happy
Hanahaki AU
- oh honey c'mere im hugging u
- whoever taught u love is pain is abt to get a very nasty visit from me
- "love as sacrifice" just makes sense to u but lord god do u want to be saved from it
- its ok baby u dont have to swallow it anymore u can tell momma maj rn
- oh honey c'mere im hugging u
- whoever taught u love is pain is abt to get a very nasty visit from me
- "love as sacrifice" just makes sense to u but lord god do u want to be saved from it
- its ok baby u dont have to swallow it anymore u can tell momma maj rn
Whump
- u write this or u read this. u do not do both. if u do, no u dont.
- if u write this: i am in love with u. catharsis is in how it feels under ur skin. broken ppl tell the truth
- if u read this: we are kin. catharsis is in how it lingers for days. crying is fitness
- u write this or u read this. u do not do both. if u do, no u dont.
- if u write this: i am in love with u. catharsis is in how it feels under ur skin. broken ppl tell the truth
- if u read this: we are kin. catharsis is in how it lingers for days. crying is fitness
Fantasy AU
- lotr is good but there are other series
- were u a dragon kid or a fairy kid? wolf kids dni
- u have this constant yearning to be somewhere else but u dont know where and dont know why
- i feel like u have a Craft, like u bake or knit or smth. a Medieval Trade maybe
- lotr is good but there are other series
- were u a dragon kid or a fairy kid? wolf kids dni
- u have this constant yearning to be somewhere else but u dont know where and dont know why
- i feel like u have a Craft, like u bake or knit or smth. a Medieval Trade maybe
Magic AU
- this one has so many flavors but u know what i mean when i say tht u want very much to be special in a mundane sort of way
- ur a belief chameleon. its not real but what if it is? buys crystals just in case
- get off the astrology website it cannot diagnose you an s/o
- this one has so many flavors but u know what i mean when i say tht u want very much to be special in a mundane sort of way
- ur a belief chameleon. its not real but what if it is? buys crystals just in case
- get off the astrology website it cannot diagnose you an s/o
relating to above, Harry Potter AU
- read another fucking book i am begging you there are so many arbitrary sorting systems in the literary world MAKE UP YOUR OWN GODDAMN
- i do however enjoy watching u swing a baseball bat at a hornets nest with house placements, so. continue
- read another fucking book i am begging you there are so many arbitrary sorting systems in the literary world MAKE UP YOUR OWN GODDAMN
- i do however enjoy watching u swing a baseball bat at a hornets nest with house placements, so. continue
Genfic
- *hands u Found Family* *hands u Found Family* *hands u Found Family*
- either u rly dont have any ships for that fandom or u are so invested in One Character ur reading the whole tag
- but if u look for genfic specifically. u and i are fated enemies. be prepared.
- *hands u Found Family* *hands u Found Family* *hands u Found Family*
- either u rly dont have any ships for that fandom or u are so invested in One Character ur reading the whole tag
- but if u look for genfic specifically. u and i are fated enemies. be prepared.
[Specific Other Media] AU
- ah yes, the crossover for cowards
- u have a specific dynamic u wanna see and that is valid. ooc? huh? no that doesnt matter /gen
- u want more than u get, every time. u are unsure why, when u are usually perfectly happy w the content. its depression
- ah yes, the crossover for cowards
- u have a specific dynamic u wanna see and that is valid. ooc? huh? no that doesnt matter /gen
- u want more than u get, every time. u are unsure why, when u are usually perfectly happy w the content. its depression
Roommates AU
- scroll back up to friends to lovers
- if love was convenient we'd all be in it right now. it doesnt just fall into ur lap babe u gotta work at it
- the tension u want can be found... in ur neck. relax ur jaw
- u anxiety-cling to the nearest person n i dont blame u
- scroll back up to friends to lovers
- if love was convenient we'd all be in it right now. it doesnt just fall into ur lap babe u gotta work at it
- the tension u want can be found... in ur neck. relax ur jaw
- u anxiety-cling to the nearest person n i dont blame u
ok im out of stuff i see regularly enough to make off the cuff analyses. tell me ur fave if u dont see it yet and maybe ill do it !! have a lovely night
after a morning of reading my notifs like a newsfeed i need all of u to know i love u, im here for u, if u need somebody im ur somebody now, i cant hug u for real but virtually i am hugging u right this second. love and happiness will come to u i promise 
