It’s still insane to me, knowing how corrupt New Jersey is, that a state trooper pulled over Bruce Springsteen, saw it was Bruce Springsteen, and still gave him a ticket.

That poor guy trying to go back to work is like Serpico now. Good luck, buddy.

I just want to thank all 56 New Jersey reporters who have reached out to my husband about the inaccuracies of this tweet. Not a state trooper. We regret the error. Also: your mom.

Also if it’s true that he had one shot of tequila and was still drunk, then he and I have more in common than I ever thought possible.