An honest ranking of every Castiel version from worst to best (based on my personal opinion)
12. Whatever the fuck this even was
11. Attack dog spell Cas. I just feel bad for him here, my poor baby deserved better. I physically cringe whenever I see him
10. Leviathan Cas. He just has this extremely ominous energy that makes me uneasy, honestly he's a little scary. Misha absolutely went off with the acting though
9. Does french mistake Misha even count?I don't know. Anyway he's dead because of his twitter addiction, so he's kinda relatable. Rip in peace
8. Jimmy Novak

He technically isn't Cas but he put his hand in boiling water and he is sexy so he makes the list
7. Emmanuel forgot he's gay so he got married to some random weird lady. He has a great ass. His sweater looks soft. He has no personality other than that. He made it this high on the list because of his super bamf awesome smiting moment
6. Godstiel

He's insane, gay, god, and kills homophobes for breakfast. Idk what else you want me to say, I just think he's very neat
5. Crazy Cas

He's just a baby. A little boy. He's sensitive and wants everyone to get along. He likes bees. He'll make you a sammich. Don't raise your voice or he'll cry. If you don't love him you disgust me
4. Casifer

Casifer is a cultural reset. Yeah he's evil and whatever, but he is the moment. He's childish as hell and mean but at the same time you can't help but like him. He's a bad bitch and he knows it
3. human!Cas

It's, "Steve" now. Either way human Cas has to be the most loveable, dreamy person in existence. He's relatable because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, he's just trying his best. He'll give you a little gay thumbs up just because he can. 10/10 best boy
2. Endverse! Cas

If you didn't see this coming idk what to tell you? He's a bad bitch and he doesn't give a shit. He'll fight lucifer to death just because he has nothing better scheduled for the day. He smokes weed. He's my forever bestie and I'm gatekeeping him.
1. Cas

Just Cas. Because as many versions are he may have, Cas is the most beautiful when he's being himself, with his dumb little trenchcoat, in all his awkwardness and dorkiness and badass moments and vulnerable moments. Don't ever change Cas.
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