“Hey Jungle Jim, can I have a ride?”
“I’m sorry. I only have one seat.”
“Better hit the N2o, Jungle Jim! Jungle Pam looks as if she’s gonna give you a right good slappin’!”
“Yea-Haa!”
“Will somebody get Jungle Pam off the drag strip? She’s a bit drinky today...”
“So sorry guys... Jungle Pam’s been on a bender all day. It’s sooo embarrassing!”
“Nah Mister, if you were the REAL Jungle Jim, you’d have a Dragster and a slightly drinky girlfriend.’
“Er, Jungle Jim, shouldn’t these steaming oily engine parts laying on the strip actually be INSIDE the engine..?”
“Can someone call the Marshalls? Some weirdo wearing a gas mask has gotten into the paddock!”
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