I asked my bestie what she wanted for her birthday dinner, she said she wanted to eat the flesh of an enemy. So I got ready.
Beyond meat ground, made with mirepoix, red wine, and fresh thyme. Shiitake smile. Bake at 350.
Dress in suit of nori, shirt of sharp white cheddar, tie of red pepper. Mitchloaf McCarnal is served.
His friend, Meatt Rawmknee, is the same but with beef.
Serve with vegetarian mushroom gravy and Lima beans. Dress his hair with creamy horseradish. Tell your friends you love them. Digest your enemies.
Happy birthday to the always adorable cannibal, @LaurenInk.
Happy birthday to the always adorable cannibal, @LaurenInk.
Happy birthday to the always adorable cannibal, @LaurenInk.
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