The year is 2031,

Still no CL title, or EPL,

Arsenal finish 4-10th every season,

Kroenkes still hoping for a European super league to cash in on,

Another mediocre ex-player is manager to facilitate continuous low standards (arteta sacked 2yrs too late)

1/5

The board have moved from being in their 80s to 90s, and even more detached from modern football,

Our global fanbase is a fraction of the size as during the 90s/00s,

The stadium is debt free but new excuses still arise,

Fans still lauding up a gold trophy from 30 yrs ago,

Granit xhaka and bellerin head up the coaching team, specialising in massing egos,

Wenger’s statue treated like a shrine to nostalgic older-gen gooners,

Benge, Watts etc still acting as the clubs PR mouthpiece to maintain blind hope within the fanbase,

Timmons has left primary school,

Hagn is AFC media officer and chief executive PR strategy manager,

Arteta manages Bordeaux after failing his transition to managing in top level football,

The fanbase judge season success on how ‘saucy’ the new kit is, doing SK’s work for him,

Fans still promised a good summer window, and continue to fall for it out of hope+desperation,

Chelsea players continue to see out their days here and run their side hustles off the back of our club,

Eddie Nketiah is on £150k a week as 1st choice striker,

WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Spell check - ‘massaging egos’