THREAD: Stolen from a friend on FB, who stole it from a friend, who stole it from someone named Jim Wright, who might be the author. Point being, I didn't write it. LOL...

1) Republicans: PRESIDENTS CAN'T APPOINT SUPREME COURT JUDGES DURING THEIR LAST YEAR IN OFFICE!

2) Also Republicans: <appoints SCOTUS justice during Trump's last year in office>

Republicans: THE NUCLEAR OPTION IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

Also Republicans: <Uses nuclear option 3 times>

3) Republicans: ALL OBAMA DOES IS SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND GOLF!

Also Republicans: Trump uses executive orders because he has a mandate from the people to implement our agenda. Also he works, like, really super extra hard and totally deserves to relax on the golf course.

4) Republicans: YOU CAN'T FORCE A BUSINESS TO MAKE GAY WEDDING CAKES! BUSINESS HAS A RIGHT TO DECIDE! ALSO NET NEUTRALITY IS A SOCIALIST PLOT TO DESTROY CAPITALISM!

Also Republicans: How dare business ban us from their platforms. What about freedom?

5) Republicans: THE PRESIDENT'S CHILDREN HAVE A RIGHT TO EARN A LIVING AND ADVISE THE PRESIDENT AND TOTALLY GO TO ISRAEL AND DO STATE DEPARTMENT STUFF! IT'S NOT NEPOTISM! BUY THEIR BOOKS, IT'S TOTALLY IN THERE!

Also Republicans: OMG! What about Hunter?!!

6) Republicans: WE NEED GUNS TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO HAVE GUNS, SO WE CAN OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT WITH OUR GUNS, BECAUSE TYRANNY! THAT'S WHY TRUMP, BECAUSE GUNS!

Also Republicans: Who even knows how this insurrection happened!?!? It's like a spontaneous random thing, I guess?

7) Republicans: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!

Also Republicans: But what about OUR feelings?

8) Republicans: YOU CAN'T PUT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL LIKE TRUMP ON TRIAL AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE, THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

Also Republicans: <to Hillary Clinton> Yeah, we're gonna need you to testify in front of congress again. So if you could do that, that would be great. Mmkay.

9) Republicans: DEMOCRACY! THE VOTERS WILL DECIDE!

Also Republicans: Not like that. Also it's a republic, not a democracy. Also, by "voters" we meant white people <waves Confederate flag>

10) Rs: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP WHILE HE'S IN OFFICE B/C THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT IN HIS TERM!

Also Rs: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE EITHER. JUST BE COOL. FORGET ABOUT IT. BYGONES BE BYGONES. <waves Confederate flag, also some swastikas>

11) Rs: Why is everyone so mean to us? Have you seen their tweets? What is hypocrisy anyway really? What about unity? We're the real victims...