Republicans: PRESIDENTS CAN'T APPOINT SUPREME COURT JUDGES DURING THEIR LAST YEAR IN OFFICE!

Also Republicans: <appoints SCOTUS justice during Trump's last year in office>

Republicans: THE NUCLEAR OPTION IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

Also Republicans: Uses nuclear option 3 times.

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Republicans: ALL OBAMA DOES IS SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND GOLF!

Also Republicans: Trump uses executive orders because he has a mandate from the people to implement our agenda. Also he works, like, really super extra hard and totally deserves to relax on the golf course.

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Republicans: THE PRESIDENT'S CHILDREN HAVE A RIGHT TO EARN A LIVING AND ADVISE THE PRESIDENT AND TOTALLY GO TO ISRAEL AND DO STATE DEPARTMENT STUFF! IT'S NOT NEPOTISM! BUY THEIR BOOKS, IT'S TOTALLY IN THERE!

Also Republicans: OMG! What about Hunter?!!

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Republicans: WE NEED GUNS TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO HAVE GUNS SO WE CAN OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT WITH OUR GUNS BECAUSE TYRANNY! THAT'S WHY TRUMP, BECAUSE GUNS!

Also Republicans: Who even knows how this insurrection happened!?!? It's like a spontaneous random thing, I guess?

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Republicans: DEMOCRACY! THE VOTERS WILL DECIDE!

Also Republicans: Not like that. Also it's a republic, not a democracy. Also, by "voters" we meant white people <waves Confederate flag>

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Republicans: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP WHILE HE'S IN OFFICE BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT IN HIS TERM!

Also Republicans: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE EITHER. JUST BE COOL. FORGET ABOUT IT. BYGONES BE BYGONES. <waves Confederate flag>

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Republicans: Why is everyone so mean to us? Have you seen their tweets? What is hypocrisy anyway really? What about unity? We're the real victims...

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