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a thread of things i hope happen to smp!dream apologists! /lh
i hope someone cuts you off in traffic
i hope you realize you ran out of milk directly after pouring a bowl of cereal
i hope your sleeves get wet while youre washing your hands
i hope you stub your toe on every couch you come across
i hope you really have to sneeze and then can't
i hope there's a long ass line whenever you go to the dmv
i hope it feels like there are crumbs in your bed but you can't see them anywhere
i hope you spill coffee on your favorite shirt
i hope you go into a room and forget why you went in there, then realize why you went in after you already left and have to go back
i hope your socks get mildly wet
i hope you forget to cancel your free trial
i hope someone waves at someone behind you and you awkwardly wave back thinking they were waving at you
i hope your phone dies right before you get to plug it in
i hope when you go to the beach that you can't get all of the sand off of you
i hope you accidentally get up from your computer while your headphones are still plugged in
i hope there’s an itch on your back that's JUST out of reach so you can't scratch it
