Brace yourselves: Whilst deleting my Facebook account, I downloaded all 13+ years of data they had on me. This is what I found.

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12,439 logged IP addresses šŸ‘¾ and 8,238 logged coordinates 🧭

Taking out the dupes, that’s a scary total of 2,217 unique locations šŸ“what’s doubly concerning is…

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I’ve actually never been to America, Dhaka, Beijing or Tokyo... šŸ¤” so, I wonder why Facebook thinks I did?

Things get really wild when you zoom in on my home country šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ For those of ya needing to know where the motorways are, I got you covered.

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There know about 2946 ā€œinteractionsā€ (such as purchases) that I made OUTSIDE of Facebook.

As a rule, I *never* use Facebook to log in to anything. šŸ’ø

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Turns out, Facebook categorises all of us. I'm ā€œStarting Adult Lifeā€, with 215 interests šŸ˜

Some are spot-on āœ…
• Snowboarding
• Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy
• Buckfast Tonic Wine
• Age of Empires

On the other hand…

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Some, not so much...
• Football (sorry)
• The Bible (I'd prob burn if I looked at one)
• Xi Jinping

Some are just odd.
• Water Transportation
• Costumes
• Carbohydrate
• Rainwater harvesting

Heartfelt sympathies to all those poor advertisers targeting me with these.

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Pretty shocked to find that 619 different advertisers have *uploaded* my details into Facebook over the years 😳

Not sure I’ve even bought from that many places tbh...

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There are a few things here that I definitely gave my permission to without thinking…

Apologies to the 558 people in my contacts, Facebook has alllll yo deets.

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Over the years, I’ve:
• savagely removed 470 friends āŒ
• watched 227 films šŸŽ„
• and been invited to 268 events šŸŽŖ

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It’s been a wild ride FB, see ya āœŒļø

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