Brace yourselves: Whilst deleting my Facebook account, I downloaded all 13+ years of data they had on me. This is what I found.

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12,439 logged IP addresses šŸ‘¾ and 8,238 logged coordinates šŸ§­

Taking out the dupes, thatā€™s a scary total of 2,217 unique locations šŸ“whatā€™s doubly concerning isā€¦

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Iā€™ve actually never been to America, Dhaka, Beijing or Tokyo... šŸ¤” so, I wonder why Facebook thinks I did?

Things get really wild when you zoom in on my home country šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ For those of ya needing to know where the motorways are, I got you covered.

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There know about 2946 ā€œinteractionsā€ (such as purchases) that I made OUTSIDE of Facebook.

As a rule, I *never* use Facebook to log in to anything. šŸ’ø

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Turns out, Facebook categorises all of us. I'm ā€œStarting Adult Lifeā€, with 215 interests šŸ˜

Some are spot-on āœ…
ā€¢ Snowboarding
ā€¢ Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy
ā€¢ Buckfast Tonic Wine
ā€¢ Age of Empires

On the other handā€¦

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Some, not so much...
ā€¢ Football (sorry)
ā€¢ The Bible (I'd prob burn if I looked at one)
ā€¢ Xi Jinping

Some are just odd.
ā€¢ Water Transportation
ā€¢ Costumes
ā€¢ Carbohydrate
ā€¢ Rainwater harvesting

Heartfelt sympathies to all those poor advertisers targeting me with these.

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Pretty shocked to find that 619 different advertisers have *uploaded* my details into Facebook over the years šŸ˜³

Not sure Iā€™ve even bought from that many places tbh...

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There are a few things here that I definitely gave my permission to without thinkingā€¦

Apologies to the 558 people in my contacts, Facebook has alllll yo deets.

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Over the years, Iā€™ve:
ā€¢ savagely removed 470 friends āŒ
ā€¢ watched 227 films šŸŽ„
ā€¢ and been invited to 268 events šŸŽŖ

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Itā€™s been a wild ride FB, see ya āœŒļø

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