there’s a lot of questions i should know the answer to but i’m afraid to ask and embarrass myself 😁
like

WHAT THE FUCK IS OATMEAL??? I GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS??? DOES IT EVEN EXIST? DO PEOPLE EAT IT??? WHAT IS IT
DONT GET ME STARTED ON AN OMELETTE

IM CONVINCED ITS SOME RICH WHITE PEOPLE SHIT CUS IVE GENERALLY NEVER SEEN ONE

WHAT IS IT????
AND DID PIRATES ACTUALLY EXIST??? NO WAY MFERS WERE GOIN AROUND “ahoy me boy aararararara i need to get me buried treasure aarararararar”

AINT NO WAYYYYYYY, IT HAS TO BE FAKE
don’t even get me started on the tkme i genuinely thought could just take out your eye balls and replace them with another persons eye fucking Uchiha style
NAH WAIT

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SUPPOSEDLY IRON IN YOUR BLOOD!? LIKE ISNT THAT SHIT A METAL??? HOW IS JT A LIQUID AND WHY DO I NEED IT TO LIVE??

FAKE AF TO ME🗣🗣🗣
AND IS BLOOD JUST LIKE RED WATER??? WHY TF IT RED, WHATS SPECIAL ABOUT IT

CAN I JUST REPLACE MY BLOOD WITH SOME WATER WITH RED FOOD COLORING LIKE AN OIL CHANGE
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