I'm trying to avoid Mr Hogg's pillow company but this is the most astounding parody of gen Z we could ever hope for in which they think that a successful company needs, first and foremost, fully staffed HR and PR divisions before they get around to silly things like products

were I to start a pillow company, the very first thing I would do is advertise for textile engineers

fun fact: textile engineering is a really big deal b/c no one goes to college thinking "I want to be a textile engineer"

Georgia Tech's Textile Engineering school practically sends flowers and chocolates to everyone in Georgia who gets a B in trigonometry b/c the demand for textile engineers is so high but the supply is so low