Tom Brady threw 10 TD passes this postseason. Wow, impressive right? Not really once you actually look at it.

TD #1

One of the easiest throws you'll ever see in an NFL game. Busted coverage, you expect any NFL QB to make this throw.
TD #2

Great throw. No criticism here.
TD #3

A 3 yard TD drive set up by his defense. Brady's Luck™️ in full effect here. Nothing impressive on Brady's part.
TD #4

A 40 yard TD drive once again set up by his defense forcing a turnover. Throws an easy checkdown to an open receiver. Nothing that would warrant Brady being called the best player in sports history. Brady's Luck™️ once again.
TD #5

Underthrown pass that would've been swatted down if Kevin King wasn't the biggest fucking idiot in human history.
TD #6

Brady's Luck™️ personified. How is one man this lucky?
TD #7

An 8 yard TD drive set up by yet another defensive turnover. The easiest throw you'll ever see. Not impressive in the slightest.
TD #8

A beautifully designed play by Leftwich & Arians. Brady throws the ball 1 foot in the air & watches Gronk do the rest.

Jared Goff & Andy Dalton could do this.
TD #9

This one checks off all the boxes.

38 yard drive
INT negated by shit penalty
Goes 3 & out on 2nd chance
Gets a 3rd chance after another penalty on a field goal
Finally scores on 3rd chance after having all day to throw from a clean pocket.

Luckiest. Player. Ever.
TD #10

Gains 42 yards off of horrible penalties (1st DPI was incidental contact, the 2nd DPI was obviously uncatchable) to set him up with a 1 yard TD throw.

This is a fucking disgrace. I refuse to praise this overrated clown.
Average distance of TD drives in 2020

67.2 yds

Distance of drives Tom Brady threw a TD in playoffs

47.1 yds

Distance of drives Tom Brady threw a TD in playoffs without including penalty yards

41.4 yds

In conclusion, Tom Brady is the luckiest & most overrated player ever.
great thread here by me that supports all of my points with video evidence & stats.

Bradytards weep. Your idol sucks ass when forced to do anything difficult.
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