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Switching gears for a minute:
I am really very attached to A/B/O-verse stories where wangxian get together during the Cloud Recesses years.
I haven't written one (yet?) but I have so many ideas for how I want it to go.
I am really very attached to A/B/O-verse stories where wangxian get together during the Cloud Recesses years.
I haven't written one (yet?) but I have so many ideas for how I want it to go.
Maybe, in this setting, seeing that porn is simply Too Much for poor LWJ.
Maybe it's right before or after his heat, and he's just too keyed up to handle it like a Respectable Young Master.
So when WWX puts a naughty drawing right in front of him, he can't cope.
Maybe it's right before or after his heat, and he's just too keyed up to handle it like a Respectable Young Master.
So when WWX puts a naughty drawing right in front of him, he can't cope.
He pounces on WWX and plants a kiss on him.
...Now, I think he'd regain his self control immediately. They'd spend some time staring at each other like
...Now, I think he'd regain his self control immediately. They'd spend some time staring at each other like
But maybe it's a lightbulb moment for WWX, too.
Aha! He wants this! He's teasing LWJ because he wants to make out with him! And LWJ wants to make out with him, too!
Aha! He wants this! He's teasing LWJ because he wants to make out with him! And LWJ wants to make out with him, too!
LWJ probably tries to flee the library in humiliation and guilt. But WWX chases after him!
If LWJ wants to kiss him, that's just fine! ;) WWX wants to kiss, too. ;)
If LWJ wants to kiss him, that's just fine! ;) WWX wants to kiss, too. ;)
In fact, he needs more kisses. ;)
LWJ just stole his first kiss, and WWX didn't even have time to enjoy it! ;) WWX didn't have a chance to kiss back! ;) LWJ owes him another try! ;)
LWJ just stole his first kiss, and WWX didn't even have time to enjoy it! ;) WWX didn't have a chance to kiss back! ;) LWJ owes him another try! ;)
Long story short, they wind up making out furiously behind some bushes.
LWJ, of course, decides that this means the two of them are Officially Courting.
And he takes it very seriously.
And he takes it very seriously.
There are important Lan courtship rituals that must be performed.
The exchange of specific gifts. Drinking a certain type of tea together. Visiting the ancestral shrines and presenting themselves before their ancestors.
LWJ insists on doing ALL of these rituals.
The exchange of specific gifts. Drinking a certain type of tea together. Visiting the ancestral shrines and presenting themselves before their ancestors.
LWJ insists on doing ALL of these rituals.
WWX is a bit caught off guard at first. He mostly thought they'd just be making out!
He wasn't exactly thinking about courtship-with-a-view-to-marriage.
But he's...not opposed! Not at all!
He wasn't exactly thinking about courtship-with-a-view-to-marriage.
But he's...not opposed! Not at all!
Lan Zhan is his equal, his match! Lan Zhan is smart and talented and super cool! Lan Zhan is a REALLY GREAT KISSER and WWX wants to keep those kisses coming!
Being married to Lan Zhan wouldn't be a bad thing AT ALL.
Being married to Lan Zhan wouldn't be a bad thing AT ALL.
So they are Secretly Courting, and very happy about it.
They both enjoy having a Secret Romance. They enjoy being Sneaky about their trysts.
They both enjoy having a Secret Romance. They enjoy being Sneaky about their trysts.
...They are not actually that sneaky, of course. LXC knows. JYL and JC know. NHS DEFINITELY knows.
But everyone else is blissfully ignorant!
But everyone else is blissfully ignorant!
LXC and JYL think this Secret Romance is extremely cute. They've already had a meeting to plan the wedding.
They're thinking a summer wedding, four years from now. The boys will be 20/21 then. That's a perfect time for marriage!
They're thinking a summer wedding, four years from now. The boys will be 20/21 then. That's a perfect time for marriage!
NHS is eating popcorn and THOROUGHLY enjoying the show.
Meanwhile, JC is having a nervous breakdown. He's convinced that WWX is going to disgrace the family and offend the Lans.
Meanwhile, JC is having a nervous breakdown. He's convinced that WWX is going to disgrace the family and offend the Lans.
But WWX manages to convinced his brother that he's Serious About Lan Zhan.
Because he is! In fact, he's even more fascinated with Lan Zhan, now that they're Courting!
Because he is! In fact, he's even more fascinated with Lan Zhan, now that they're Courting!
LWJ completely lets his guard down around WWX. He's sweet, romantic, funny.
He's devastatingly earnest about this courtship, and determined to be a Good Future Husband.
He's devastatingly earnest about this courtship, and determined to be a Good Future Husband.
LWJ: I will ask Lady Jiang to teach me to make your favorite soup, so I can make it for Wei Ying when we're married.
WWX:
WWX:
So they're in love, and happy!
...And they're horny.
So, so horny.
...And they're horny.
So, so horny.
They're very much aware that they need to Wait Till The Wedding Night. And they're sure they can manage that.
But making out feels great, so they do a lot of it. And then their hands start wandering.
But making out feels great, so they do a lot of it. And then their hands start wandering.
That's okay, because everyone's virginity is still intact! Groping and heavy petting don't count!
But it's not enough.
But it's not enough.
So they move on to handjobs and blowjobs. That's still okay. They're still Technically Virgins, so it's fine.
But it's not enough.
But it's not enough.
And finally they day arrives.
They're just SO HORNY, they can't help themselves any longer.
They're just SO HORNY, they can't help themselves any longer.
WWX is like, "What if...I put it in...just a little bit? And then pull out? That wouldn't count, right? We'd still definitely be virgins!"
And then pull out? That wouldn't count, right? We'd still definitely be virgins!"
LWJ is too horny to even care about that kind of convoluted nonsense logic.
He says yes.
Yes, just put it in just a little bit, and then pull out. No, Wei Ying, of course that doesn't count as sex. Pinky swear.
He says yes.
Yes, just put it in just a little bit, and then pull out. No, Wei Ying, of course that doesn't count as sex. Pinky swear.
...Does WWX manage to pull out?
Maybe it works that time!
Maybe it works that time!
But they don't get any less horny, so they keep pushing the envelope.
Each time, they let themselves go a little bit longer without pulling out. And they get sloppier about where WWX's cum ends up.
Each time, they let themselves go a little bit longer without pulling out. And they get sloppier about where WWX's cum ends up.
At first, WWX finishes into a hankie or something. Then he finishes on LWJ's stomach. Then on LWJ's thighs.
And eventually, there are a few times where he doesn't manage to pull out at all.
And eventually, there are a few times where he doesn't manage to pull out at all.
(Dear God, I hope there are no underage kiddos reading this. If you're underage, please unfollow ASAP. But before you go, let me say this:
THE PULL-OUT METHOD IS NOT A RELIABLE FORM OF CONTRACEPTION. WANGXIAN ARE ABOUT TO FIND this OUT.)
THE PULL-OUT METHOD IS NOT A RELIABLE FORM OF CONTRACEPTION. WANGXIAN ARE ABOUT TO FIND this OUT.)
(DO NOT USE THIS METHOD TO PREVENT PREGNANCY. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.)
Anyway, I'm sure they don't realize anything is amiss at first. They're horny and in love, and everything is rosy in the garden.
They are not sure how they're going to talk their families into an official betrothal. LQR will be opposed, that's for sure.
They are not sure how they're going to talk their families into an official betrothal. LQR will be opposed, that's for sure.
YZY will also be opposed, if the couple plans to split their time between CR and LP.
She'd probably jump at the chance to have WWX marry into CR. But that's not the route wangxian want to take!
She'd probably jump at the chance to have WWX marry into CR. But that's not the route wangxian want to take!
So they have to think of a way to convinced their families that:
A) They should be allowed to get married
and
B) They should be allowed to divide their time between two sects
A) They should be allowed to get married
and
B) They should be allowed to divide their time between two sects
A tall order! This will take a lot of maneuvering and planning. They are thinking very hard about how best to achieve this.
Thinky thinky thinky.
Thinky thinky thinky.
They are so busy thinking and planning, it takes a while for LWJ to realize that he's.
You know.
Late.
You know.
Late.
(Have to take a break for a bit. I will be back to yell more about this later. That is both a threat and a promise. 
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