My unprovoked ranking of minecraft mobs because everyone should know-

enderman- cops. i literally didnt look at you why are you attacking me. looks at you first so they can attack you. F

ghasts-WHY ARE THERE SO MANY. stupid angry babies. 2 hit kill. weaksauce. F 1/?
bats- who asked? any askers? you are so annoying. fucking Z tier

drowned- you were god's mistake. let me swim in peace. the oceans not gonna fuck you you dont have to guard her like that. cool drops tho. D

zombie-super scary as a kid. you suck but you make me feel nostalgic.C
skeletons-thank you for everything you do <3 bows and bones babeyyyy!! B

creeper- how the fuck did you get into my house. plz sir i dont have enough dirt to repair this crater. D

spider- what a pal! love this dude. thanks for the string man. you can stay at my house any time. B
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