We watched the phantom menace last night and I still can't believe that the Star Wars franchise has survived this long.
Star Wars is like a designer drug that will give you the best high of your life one time and will never work again no matter how much of it you smoke.
I probably shouldn't tweet about St*r W*rs.
I wonder if that's why people get so irrationally angry about it. They want to get that same high they got one time 15 years ago but it's never going to happen and they think it's because of "females" or whatever but it's really just because corporate IP doesn't work like that.
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