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I am starting Blanket Statement, a company devoted to making ethical blankets. I just hired Steve, who is into reforming substantial due process and Linda who owns 17 guns. We'll figure out how to make blankets later, but we are busy hiring a TERF
Also, the TERF must be asexual, a vagina is just an introverted penis.
Linda can catch all the dick she wants though
We have a simple goal, 1 blanket sold, 1 dead hobo. But unlike Tom's we take care of the hobo first. That is our commitment to you.
Our 1st blanket? The Hogg Wild. It is thin, doesn't work and used by CNN anchors when when don't want to expose themselves
We won't stop until we have to resort to aimless drifters and college students who ask you to sign petitions. That is our blanket commitment to you
I know people ask "how will you make so many blankets and jill so many hobos?"
Crowdsourcing
I will get hobos to get into a crowd thinking they get a free can of beans. After 30 minutes of bumfights, I bust out the flamethrower
Crowdsourcing
I will get hobos to get into a crowd thinking they get a free can of beans. After 30 minutes of bumfights, I bust out the flamethrower
This is Brandon Wolf, we are negotiating to have him be part of the LBGT outreach and blankets. We believe everyone should get a chance to contribute to a hobo's light going out and a comfortable night's sleep.
Did Brandon eat food today? Nobody knows, as you can see, he subsides on breathing in the smugness of his own self righteousness. He will be a big get once we tell him about the value of helping people get a good night's sleep and eating a pure hobo diet.
The secret is 7 hobo spices. Only 3 are legal in America. But we are eating hobos, so the authorities look the other way. Is one of them Cumin? I'll never tell.
