

It is National Poop Day. For us, that means digging into our archives and finding some of our favorite poop-related stories and throwing them into a thread for all to enjoy.
So, behold, the ultimate #PoopDay thread.
First up, shout out to our favorite poop-filled lizard of 2020. A constant reminder that you can achieve anything if you set your mind to it. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/624183/curly-tailed-lizard-poop-sets-record
Have you ever felt the immediate urge to poop as soon as you step foot inside a bookstore? If you answered "yes," you're not alone. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/629625/mariko-aoki-phenomenon-pooping-at-bookstore
From 18th-century sex toys to bowling balls, these archaeological treasures were found in poop. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/87204/8-archaeological-treasures-found-poop
It's a fact of life: Everybody in the animal kingdom goes number two. But not everything you've heard is true. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/566703/animal-poop-facts-quiz
Every day is #NationalPoopDay for these scientists getting unintentionally high from penguin supply. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/624581/penguin-poop-makes-so-much-laughing-gas-scientists-studying-it-go-completely-cuckoo
"Give me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/513036/boldly-go-science-behind-pooping-space
When is your go-to time? https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/76056/when-best-time-poop-morning
Get a whiff of this. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/540558/theres-train-full-new-york-city-poop-stranded-alabama-heres-why
Lastly, we will leave you with this: The average time it takes to poop a LEGO head is 1.71 days. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/565267/how-long-it-takes-poop-out-a-lego-head