Vogons are back.
We were called away to chair a very important galactic forum, leaving a handful of guards (who are not allowed on Twitter) behind to look after things.
Well, have we got news for you, mankind...
The Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council has petitioned the Council of Mega-Highways and Byways to postpone the demolition of Earth, on the grounds that your planet is positively humming with the galaxy's worst artists.
We concurred, as did the majority of the gathering.
An undetermined stay of execution has been granted. Some of the worst artists from your world will be monitored, and the truly exceptional will be taken away to be displayed and ridiculed in whistle-stop tours of the galaxy.
Meanwhile, Vogons will be continuing our work here, concentrating on your politics and shouting at everybody.
Message ends.
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