Thread by @Limbie_Limbie, Komaso penapake vama love vandionetsa ziphaliwali bwanji, lemme throw a thread on [...]

Komaso penapake vama love vandionetsa ziphaliwali bwanji, lemme throw a thread on how I was a dad at 21 for a whole 18 months

I Only had dated one girl in secondary school pre-adolescence ofcourse so didn't count much but was my first love. How it end? Got cuffed by her teacher at the new school she went to.

Fast forward to 2010, first year at Chanco, caught feelings for this huns not as much as she fell for me though cause I always took precaution for I really wasn't sure about this other gender, found out she was a half sister([Men are really trash]Thread for another day)

This time I was convinced I was really meant to be alone coz everytime I engaged the other gender spelt trouble. Life's tribulations weren't done with me yet, infact I wasn't even started.

In 2011 Chanco had a disrupted calendar and we spent most times demonstrating or just staying idle, around the same time my sister was learning at TEEM development centre close to Zomba town. Whenever free I would make sure I paid her a visit coz timamvana heavy.

Thses visits became so frequent as the demonstrations intensified, we would literally wake up to eat and get to the road to demonstrate, Now almost all her friends became my friends coz every day i would dock demonstrations and go chill at her school

A man is a man, I got the attention of one of her friends, we exchanged numbers and started communicating even when my sister is not around, in no time we started "dating" it was all good, we would meet during the weekends but it was mostly in public places.

My sister noticed some weird vibes when we were together and asked me in person what was going on, I told her everything then she was all about how her friend is prayerful and I should take her seriously if not I shouldn't even engage, boy oh boy she was advising the wrong one

4 months passed whilst at it, then suddenly around Dec 2011 her parents were moving to LLz from Zomba, this meant we would be in the same city only during holidays but that was okay with me, I mean all I knew that time was texting and some few hugs here and there whenever we meet

The first few weeks after she moved to LLz we would text or call each other, then Chanco was closed until further notice, I was excited that now am going to meet huns, had I known

After breaking this news that am coming home we can finally be meeting she started tripping, couldn't pick my calls or text back, once I call her on another line she would pick up, upon figuring it's me she would hang. Huns ghosted man like that

I still didn't get why, there was nothing, we didn't fight she just ghosted. Went back to school in 2012 after a long closure then finalised the second year now was going to third year.

During the holiday one of my friends asked me if we could do an application together for CoM, tbh I wasn't interested until he offered to pay everything for me even the fees, we run that until we submitted the application.

Luckily we both got selected and their academic year was commencing earlier than Chanco's so our holiday was cut short. Mind you after all this while my sister was still friends with this hun, but she didn't know we are no longer a thing and we never really got to talk about it

October 2012 I switch from Chanco to CoM,.now the drama begins

Out of nowhere I get that random hie, I had forgotten about this person, I wish I ignored that text, satan has his ways always anyway, I reply then it turns out it was my ghoster [sic] first thought was she might have caught wind that am at CoM now and those days it was a thing

But silly me wanted to carry on with the conversation, now I got the most hilarious excuse ever, "I lost my phone, I just got a new one now" with no shame even

this was after over a year since we last talked on a different line she didn't recognise

But being the naive me I welcomed her back,, the vibe was gone though, we didn't talk much as we usually did. 2 months later we were breaking for Christmas and instead of me it was now her turn to be excited I was going home.

I arrived home during the weekend and huns promised to pay a visit during the day, this time she was studying at MCA LLz campus, and would usually visit my sis at home, only good thing about dating your sisters friends

The week passed and we were almost into the new year, all I got were excuses of why she couldn't come, then dates leading up to new year's eve she showed up, we chilled together with my sister then I escorted her, but damn she looked fine that day tinakuuzani

This whole time I was a virgin, had never even let out apart from that adolescent wet dream. That's how innocent I was, now when she went back we started having sexual suggestive conversations and it turned out she wasn't a virgin like I was but I didn't care, mans was in love

This day I even pledged my virginity that she is worth it, now mans was game, everything was set, well wait, not really though, coz I was shy af, and scared too

this wasn't gonna happen anytime soon

Then all of a sudden dejavu strike again, huns stopped replying to texts or calls, I didn't even get a happy new years text. Was dissapointed but not surprised, so I let it pass. I was supposed to be going back to school the next week anyway.

Then on Sunday 4th Jan (I can't forget this day and 5th Jan 2013)
I get a call from huns with all sorts of sorrys and excuses then tells me she got me a new years present I should go collect at her place(From this day I really am reluctant to get presents from girls)

So I agreed to go on Monday, the next day. This time she was staying with her uncle and aunt, she was related to the lady not the uncle. But they all worked during the day.

So this fateful day, I make an exciting trip from area 25 to new gulliver, I knocked on the gate and was greeted by the maid who was apparently going out, even though I have never met this lady she ushered me in with takulandirani apongozi, this had "trap" written all over it

But you know that story about a goat going to be slaughtered,

So I got in, she was alone so hot comfy on the living room, offered me a drink, I took apple juice, it's my favourite. Being the shy me, next thing I was thinking was leaving, it felt weird, I had never been in a room with a girlfriend alone. I didn't like the aura in the room

I asked where the present was, that I wanted to see another friend a few blocks from there, huns was having none of it, came and sat near me, my oh my, now this leaving thought deserted me. But my guts still sensed something wrong so I insisted on getting the present n leaving

She stood up and said the present is in my room, come lemme give you, like a lamb going to be slaughtered I followed

(why are you judging? How many of you would have refused?) Tsek

We went into her room, but wow, only few hotels in Mw would boast of the furniture I saw there, but that's not the story, huns showed me a gift box and gave me a card, we were sat on the edge of her bed,

In no time she jumped on top of me, I knew things were gonna get messy from there, I tried all tricks to get away from this, from throwing excuses like "if what the maid shows up? What if you aunt comes back"

I was silenced by "no one is coming" and ofcoz obviously because the blouse and bra went off

(already asked y'all to stop judging am also human)

So I was left with one very convincing excuse, "I don't have any protection " nah huns rushed to her cousin's room and brought some fancy looking condoms

anyway this was my girl right? And I pledged my virginity right? So I convinced myself

We went at it, for some good 45 or so minutes, then after all parties had agreed that the service was both to their satisfaction the gujuguju ceremony was brought to a halt. Now mans was dropped by the family driver feeling like he went to prostitute[sic] for a gift box

Fast forward after going to school the pattern restarts, no frequent chills. then one day I get a text, can I call? I was in the middle of doing discussions with my classmates, so I was like is it urgent? Am in the middle of something, before I sent a second text the phone rings

"Hello, I wanted to tell you something," I was like am listening, huns asked if I was alone so I walked outside the room, then gave her a go ahead.

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