What in the progressive Bible church pastor and family is this, Auburn!?

Those three ladies are about to sell SO MUCH Rodan and Fields to the Plains.

Working L to R: Sam and his lovely wife Makayla. Sam is the church’s youth pastor. He wants to know if you want to come up to church on Wednesday for a laser tag pizza party. Makayla sings in the contemporary worship band and wants you to watch her Instagram makeup tutorials.

Then there’s Pastor Brian and his wife of 8 years, Danny. They met on a Christian singles retreat in Panama City. Brian has an every Jordan shoe ever made. Danny sells Disney vacation packages on the side for extra spending money.

Then there’s Dawni, Danny’s daughter from a previous marriage. Dawni is the wild one of the bunch. She loves Jesus but also loves a whole bottle of cheap Moscato at family dinners.

Finally there’s Brian Jr., or Duce as he’s lovingly called. Duce is the back-up quarterback on the high school JV team. He drives an F-250 with a generous lift kit. He’s not sure what he wants to do after high school. Probably go into the ministry or run a vape shop.