A DAMN THREAD:

Indiana is making it INCREDIBLY hard and unattractive for any REASONABLE person to move to, or nonetheless STAY in the Hoosier state. Here’s why:

In this years Indiana General Assembly, there are some ASININE bills being examined, passed, and introduced. Not even to mention the absurdity happening at the Indianapolis-level rn (see @JATompkins for more)

Worried about lockdowns to prevent the spread of a deadly virus? WORRY NO MORE!

HATE FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY AND RIGHT TO PROTEST SYSTEMIC OPPRESSION??? Indiana is the state for you!

Do you love confederate monuments in Union states? And want to be able to protect them even though the person in that same monument likely was responsible for slaughtering your own family in war??? Move to INDIANA

Oh god if you HATE that wireless support structures can’t be hundreds of feet tall and two feet from your front yard then don’t worry, indiana republicans have your back

Do you enjoy an ever increasing police state? Thanks to an inconceivably naive Republican senator named Scott Baldwin, you can make sure that it will never go away!

Oh boy, here’s Scott again, you silly goober! We love it when a state overrules small governments enforcement of laws that protect civilians and criminalize police brutality in the Hoosier state!

Oh jeez, if you HATE THE ENVIRONMENT, come move to the Hoosier state to see the beauty John Cougar Mellencamp sang of! Before it’s gone forever!