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Ok! Number 1: chest sitting. Like facesitting, but with the person sitting on my chest, and facing away from me. It's very good.
Number 2: kinkshaming. It's fun to be made fun of for being into weird stuff. (obviously this is consensual, they all are, and just because I'm being made fun of for being into a kink that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with being into that kink).
Number 3: phonesitting. That's where your partner confiscates your phone, puts it down on a surface, and sits on it, while bouncing up and down and teasing you about whether or not it will survive the experience.
Number 4, since we're on the subject: confiscation. Where your partner takes away a prized posession until you can learn to behave, or, if you were already behaving, just for fun.
Number 5, which I only came up with the other day: A kind of findom, but where the dom buys the sub a thing that the sub wants, and then holds the debt over the sub's head indefinitely.
Number 6: possession disrespect- use my phone as a coaster, wipe your greasy hands on my clothes, put your feet up on my bed without taking off your shoes...
Number 7: mystery boxes. If I'm offered a known good outcome vs. a potentially bad mystery outcome I will always take the latter. Always.
8: Being at the bottom of the chain of command. There are a number of wonderful, lovely, otherwise very subby people who nonetheless dominate me, and it makes me feel tiny and weak and I love it.
9: corporate takeover play. This one dedicated to @HexLatex
10: FaceCakeSitting. I invented this one. Like cakesitting, but the cake is carefully deplated and placed on the sub's face first.
11: Chores. Domestic ones, ideally. I love it when a dom is like "You are going to make my bathroom SO clean when I see you next". Bonus points if they've found something particularly tedious for me to do.
12: hand trampling. prostrate on the floor, face pressed against it, stretching out my hand toward my dom, only to have it trodden into the ground...
13: my efforts/status as a domestic sub being shown off to others. It feels great when I do service for a dom, and someone else is envious and wishes they had someone to do their chores for them.
14: stuff being rubbed in my face. Can be mud, food, piss, anything really, but can also just be someone's hand rubbing all over my face. It's very invasive.
15: A kind of findom where a dom knows about all of my finances, the contents of every account, and all my spending and income.
16: Surveillance. I got into this a bit with a play partner, having to have my location on and shared with them anytime I left the house, and we were talking about getting a webcam in the workshop so they'd be able to watch me without me knowing anytime I was there.
17: Lockable clothing. Because everything is improved by being lockable.
18: Tight, sexy clothes, like latex or lycra, worn underneath everyday clothing.
19: I tweeted about this last week, but being bullied by Cool Queer people for not being as Cool and Queer as they are.
20: Games with consequences. For example, @BecciBeyond and I played a boardgame where if I won, I'd get a lewd every day for each point I won by, but if I lost, I had to send £1 for each point I lost by.
21: inflatables. I don't know what it is about them, but I want to grope them and be squished between them.
22: power imbalances in nonstandard directions. I'm a big tough muscular guy, and I want to get pushed around and set on by a cute petite soft queer.
23: boxing gloves. pls put them on and beat me up. Make me put them on you, in fact.
(if anyone wants to chat about these kinks, btw, you're welcome to message! I love talking about weird kinks.)
