Where you’ll get rawed at Whole Foods according to your zodiac sign:
✨a thread✨
aries: parking lot anal
taurus: vegan cheese aisle
gemini: the dumpsters out back
cancer: essential oils ✨
leo: checkout [w/ the mic on]
virgo: organic produce
libra: raw kombucha section
scorpio: literally on the hot food bar
sagittarius: getting laid on some loaves
capricorn: hydroflask bukakke
aquarius: freezer section, socks on
pisces: in the bathroom, crying
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