we don't have a commercial for the big game but we wanted to be in the conversation

our legal team says we're allowed to live-tweet the commercials but only if we're REALLY CAREFUL and don't mention any other brands/celebrities/anything specific

LETS DO THIS
ok so true, energy drink!
LOVE ALL THE SONGS
that movie looks kind of cool
NO THANK YOU TOO SCARY
THAT WAS A NICE CANDY COMMERCIAL
MORE COLD CELEBRITIES PLEASE
SPACE??

IN THIS ECONOMY????
this commercial brought to you by the letter GREAT
OK, OK, OK...
MORE LIKE NO WAY
YES MORE COLD CELEBRITIES
ok not bad
OK WE WERE TOLD THERE WOULDN’T BE MATH
that one was serious but also its good to be serious sometimes … now more than ever
INSURANCE COMMERCIALS HAVE GOTTEN TOO COOL/FUNNY - LIKE ITS INSURANCE
HAHAHA SO TRUE THIS YEAR WAS WEIRD!
THEY SHOULD’VE GOTTEN ADELE DAZEEM ALSO
his wife seems cool
SUPER FUNNY MORTGAGE COMMERCIAL

WE GIVE IT 5 QUESOS
WE'RE NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING
FAIRY MAYONNAISE??

NOW WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING
SHELL YEAH COLD CELEBRITIES FOR EVERYBODY! THEY SO COLD!!!!!
LESS TAXES

MORE COLD CELEBRITIES
NO DETERGENT FOR YOU!!!
FINALLY!

SOAP FOR MEN!
OK THAT WAS FREAKY FUN
WAIT THESE CELEBRITIES ARE WARM????

OK WE'RE LISTENING
OMG WE ARE DEAD- MORE COLD CELEBRITIES?!!??

NEVER STOP
so true quarterback whose last name is a mountain west state
OK THIS IS A LEGIT BANGER
TOO CLOSE DUDE
what
SO MANY BANGERS HOLY SHELL
OK GLOW UP BALD TWITTER
SWIPE RIGHT ON THAT HOUSE
5V > 5G
we liked seeing those comedians reprise their famous characters from the nocturnal manhatten based non taped television program
THAT COMMERCIAL GAVE US A LOT TO THINK ABOUT

BRB GONNA GO STARE AT THE MOON
WHERE THE COLD CELEBRITIES THOUGH?
MORTGAGES LOOK FUN

SHOULD WE GET ONE? ??
WHOA
THERE SHOULD BE MORE REBOOTS WE ARE BEING SINCERE
MORE SONG PARODIES PLZ
YES ANOTHER SONG PARODY!

EXSHELLENT NEW TWIST ON A CLASSIC FROM A LEGIT ICON

THE MESSAGE IS KIND OF A BUMMER THOUGH
A SHELL PHONE????
ANYTHINGGGG ISSS POSSSIIBLLEEEEE
THIS MADE US NOSTALGIC BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY
NO ONE SAYS "LET'S GRAB A CHEESE" 😢
BOSS
THAT ONE GOT US
TINY HORSES??????? WE WANT ONE PLS
WE'RE AN INDOOR CHEESE BUT THIS IS COOL
INVEST IN LIQUID GOLD
THANK YOU CHEESE BROADCASTING SYSTEM
they got HIM????

JEALOUS
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO FOLLOWED
Y'ALL MADE THE GAME EXSHELLENT

LET US KNOW IF THE CELEBRITIES EVER GET WARM
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