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Ok, so here it goes. The livest fucking super cup throwball thread ever is about to drop. The three teams are on the pitch. I'm confident the the ones wearing stripes will decide who wins
They're busy murdering a song. You know it's going to be good when someone starts a thing with verbal violence towards a weird song
Oooh, some spoken word. This shit is so woke I'm not sleeping til wednesday
HONOR THE HEROES!
Everyone shut the fuck up. The commercials are on
They kicked the ball! They kicked the fucking ball!
Some shit happened in between commercials. I'm eating wings. And potato skins. The burnt ends are gone.
That's a first down. Let's hope it's not the last
That's a first down. Let's hope it's not the last
Not one fucking player is social distancing. I just watched a bunch of them run into one another
Another ball was kicked. Unlike politics, the goalposts did not shift. They scored slightly less than half a goal. It is now .5 to zero. The cardboard cutouts are fucking pumped
Good news, the earlier first down was not the last. Let's see if that becomes a rule and not an exception
These fuckers have false flags, too.
It is now 1 to .5. It would seem that defense is optional in this sport.
One dude couldn't manage to run a few feet. What a pussy.
If that hadn't been picked that penalty would never have been called. It is now 1-1-.5. The stripes are now in the game
The refs are now winning
Half time show. I'm not sure what the over-under is on me being high enough for it
Its now 3 to .8742
Some dude is pretending to sing while they play his music. There are mirrors and smoke. Dudes in masks. This fucker is the david blain of singers
Some dude is pretending to sing while they play his music. There are mirrors and smoke. Dudes in masks. This fucker is the david blain of singers
So when does the talent come on to the stage? This dude is solid at getting the crowd pumped, but I'm ready for a musician
Game changer. They didn't even hint they were previewing "handmaidens tale" next season. It looks dark.
Is this the closest Tony Romo has ever been to the Lombardi trophy?
I can't believe people watch this sport every weekend when it's the regular season. This is boring as fuck. Do any of the players ever do anything awesome? Sincere question.
The only person who hates this game more than me right now is that grumpy fuck who coaches the patriots
Best catch of the fucking game.
It didn't count and I'm laughing
It didn't count and I'm laughing
They're not even finished with the third quarter. Its 4.5 to 1.242. I'm making more chicken wings. This is clearly going to be a while
Can they just give up? That should be an option.
I legitimately forgot the game was still going and ate some wings. I think American football is the only thing weed can't fix. Let's celebrate the end of that season
I'm going to circle around to this thread
