had a joke about toys filled with gelled corn syrup, but it was a bit of a stretch

had a joke about gi joe figures with extra features, but couldn't get a grip on it

had a joke about pop rocks, too, but i couldn't figure out the punchline, so it just fizzled out

been trying to work on a joke about toys with a lot of joints for movement, but i'm having trouble articulating it

i DO have a joke about how hard it is to get figmas to be held upright, but you wouldn't stand it

i'd try to make a joke about funko pops, but those are already everywhere and i think we're all tired of them by now

i'd pull out a mint-in-box joke, but it'd lose value as soon as i did.

had a joke about misprints in old toys but it was a bit off-color

i'm still trying to untangle an old yoyo joke i've been writing for years

had this joke about this toy you swung around your ankle, but i couldn't remember what it was called, so i had to skip it for something else

had a gachapon joke, but didn't like what i got out of it. will have to collect my thoughts later.

i'd say i have a mouse trap board game joke, but i can never fucking get it to work

i've been really distracted with a dodgeball joke. that's when it hit me in the face