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thread of red flags women will give you?
when she doesn’t have a phone cover. can’t even protect her phone, so what about your heart?
if she listens Jhene Aiko, then Aiko i’need to talk to her anymore king
if she takes selfies, because why are you so conceited?
why you taking so many pictures of us together? are you the FBI?
if she’s a group admin, because why are you assembling groups of texters wena Message Minister?
if she can set up a hubbly, because who tf taught you that?
if she’s left handed, she ain’t right for you
if she likes murder docs. personal xp?
if she wears Filas, she gone disrupt your peace
if she wears highlight clothing, hamba wena stationery!
if her mom isn’t atleast 50, RUN!
if her AF 1s are creased best believe your heart gone be the same
if she drinks Red Bull, because why tf you wanna be up longer than me psycho
if she thanks brands for clothes she bought with her own money, clout chaser
if she doesn’t ask you what nails she should do, she stroking your meat with another man’s recommended set
if she’s lactose intolerant
if she text in lowercase
if she uses “:)”
if she doesn’t have herself as her dp on app. REVEAL YOURSELF!
if she has a younger brother
if she likes avocado, get the voc ado there
if she’s fainted before, who tf is taking your breath away?
if she has a medical aid because why aren’t you living life to the fullest?
because why aren’t you living life to the fullest?
if she banks with Capitec
if she has the AirBnb app, you have a home, woman
if she has Uber promos, why the up and down sis?
if she eats skoppas. what other filth has been in your mouth?
if she has a finsta, because wtf is the secret dawg?
if she meditates
she’s connecting with a higher being instead of connecting with you
she’s connecting with a higher being instead of connecting with you
if she has a SmartShopper card, now Pick n’ Pay is blessing her smfh
if she’s anemic, can’t even stand up for yourself, what about us?
