Premier League teams as WWE Superstars [A Thread]
Arsenal / Goldberg

Used to be a beast but as time goes on he has clearly aged a lot and isnt the same. OLDberg is no longer relevant and doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the top. Or near a WWE ring at all. Please just go away Bill🥴
Chelsea / Shinsuke Nakamura

He has been one of the best around the world for atleast a decade. But a recent transition to WWE has seen him encounter a bumpy road, with highs and some stupid lows. He has all the talent in the world. WWE need to do better with this guy.
Manchester City / AJ Styles

They're just perfect init.
Tottenham Hotspur / Apollo Crews

This guy has been around for quite a bit. He's no longer new. Everyday I'm hearing that this guy is the next big thing. Hes got talent, for sure. But this guy has been stuck at the lowest level for so long now. He is the definition of bottler.
Manchester United / The Undertaker

The big man himself. Arguable the GOAT. Hes been around for so long and accomplished so much. Ever since the streak broke, things have looked rather weird and he no longer can perform the way he does. But he deserves respect for what hes done.
Triple H / Liverpool

Another contender for the GOAT.A legend in his own right.He is intimidating and annoying because of how dominant hes been
He recently he had to step down a bit as hes getting older and changing.But he shows up every once in a while to shows hes still got it.
Everton / Kane

On paper this guy is a beast. He is still a legend of the company. He goes way back, but in reality, even though he is portrayed as a monster, he doesnt really see much success at the top. Some could say he may be overrated?👀
Leicester City / Drew McIntyre

He's been a wasteman his whole life. But he's obviously worked extremely hard. He left the company and returned a few years ago. His resilience has seen him finally reach the top. He is big time now and can finally eat with the big boys.😎
Antonio Cesaro / Aston Villa

Hes a midcarder but he's one of the most talented guys, maybe in WWE history. He deserves better to be very honest. But as of now his legacy is smaller than we think.
Keith Lee / Wolves

This guy came in and killed it instantly. This brudda has been immense and is a danger to other superstars. He will reach the top one day and that's certain.
Brighton / Sonya Deville

🏳️‍🌈
Burnley / Nia Jax

No one likes this girl cos she injures everyone uno. She is 100% not safe to work with, shes too physical. If you come up against her, she might kill you if you're not strong enough.
Sheffield United/ Hearh Slater

Hes been below the mid card for years. He got that one push where he would brag about kids but he was lowkey serious for a bit. Now hes back where he belongs, the bottom.
The Miz / Newcastle

Had a fairly up and down career. Hes had some highs such as main event wrestlemania. But other than that, he's just... there. He's a streets will never forget legend. Everyone knows who this guy is, on his day he can be one of the best in the company.
Crystal Palace / Jinder Mahal

On paper, when facing him, you will think he is strong. But in reality he doesnt have it in him to compete at the top no matter how much WWE tried to push him. Still lowkey a threat though. He will slow you down and annoy you with his 2 donkeys.
West Ham / Big E

When he first came to WWE years ago he was a monster. Then he became goofy with the New Day, it was still a GOATed faction. Recently we have started to seen how dangerous this guy can actually be.
Southampton / Dolph Ziggler

He's been around, decent wrestler. Maybe sometimes he's one of the few that carry the midcard. But if Vince wanted to he would push him all the way into the ground. But when he reaches the bottom he bounces back before it repeat the next year👀
Shayna Baszler / Leeds United

Had some decent history with MMA or something like that. I dont even know, her history doesnt matter to me. She's entered WWE. Everyone just talks of her like she is immense. *yawn* tbh. She can make matches interesting but overrated and irrelevant
Rey Mysterio / West Brom

Big. Big character. Hes a legend, but this guy is just a midget, he may have a little success here and there but in reality he just gets destroyed by everyone. You can convince me he could win something but it would be clear how it ends.
Fulham / Sin Cara

When you see him at first you're thinking, "Yeah, he's the man"
In reality, no. It just hasn't worked out has it. This brudda can't do his job properly. Botchamania legend.
VAR / Vince McMahon

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.

Plus he doesn't really give a shit about 95% of the wrestlers if I'll be honest. How can this man fire Titus O'Neil for just having banter with him but Brock Lesnar can just chuck a belt at him and he kisses his ass?
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PSG / Roman Reigns

Because, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WWE have forced him down our throats for years. But we all secretly like and respect this guy. Hes not as bad as we think. Theres a legend in him somewhere one day.
Bayern Munich
/ Brock Lesnar

Man. Look at that man. He's just the biggest and the best. No one stops him.
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