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(Sule's body is bandaged everywhere, he barged into the house without Knocking)
Sule: (he start to scream) Pre! Pre! ‘mi ose mo oh' come and take your charm. Pre you will not kill me before my time oh.
Sule: (he start to scream) Pre! Pre! ‘mi ose mo oh' come and take your charm. Pre you will not kill me before my time oh.
Aunty Dupe: ‘epele oh alagba' is like you miss road abi, because the last time I checked, this house is not a shrine, non a psychiatrist hospital where noise is allowed, non a zoo.
Sule: ‘ema binu iya wa' it is Pre oh.
Aunty Dupe: who is your iya? Is like you misplaced your mother when they give birth to you abi? And what has pre done this time.
Aunty Dupe: who is your iya? Is like you misplaced your mother when they give birth to you abi? And what has pre done this time.
Sule: I'm sorry ma, it is Pre that gave me this fake charm oh, I told her, I am looking for a charm that will teleport me to Canada over night and she said she can do the charm for me.
Aunty Dupe: Ehn! Pre did a charm for you? (Surprised) wonder shall never cease in this house.
(Aunty Dupe goes to the kitchen to take a bowl of water with a turning stick and heads to pre's room. She get there and pours the water on her and also hit her bum with the turning stick, Pre jumps up from her bed)
Aunty Dupe: wake up! ‘o lorun iiya' this is 12pm already and you are still sleeping (Pre stretches and try to return back to sleep, Aunty Dupe hits her again)
Pre: oooooh! Aunty Dupe shebi you said there is no work today now, and we are fasting, human being can not sleep non eat in this house again in peace. Me, I want to go back home oh.
Aunty Dupe: ‘ee renu e, osenu gbe, oti mo meme' will you move to the sitting room for me now
(she staggers to the sitting room)
Pre: egbo Sule, what are you doing here?
Aunty Dupe: you didn't tell me you've now become iya osun oh (paused) do you you know this man before?
Pre: egbo Sule, what are you doing here?
Aunty Dupe: you didn't tell me you've now become iya osun oh (paused) do you you know this man before?
Pre: who? Me, I don't know anybody oh
Sule: ehn! You want to deny me ni? (He moves closer to her violently).
Pre: I pity you, Sha you know pe you have only a leg and half
Sule: wo, I don't want the charm again, give me my money.
Pre: which money? Me have use it to buy eja finfin and zobo yesterday oh.
Pre: which money? Me have use it to buy eja finfin and zobo yesterday oh.
Sule: you say kini?
Pre: infact, I'm still waiting for the balance sef
Pre: infact, I'm still waiting for the balance sef
Sule: never! even if you use charm on me, I will never pay the balance because the when I used the charm na on top transformer he land me, don't you see how they've bandaged my body?
Pre: ah, how come you are still alive? Please gist me how the gate of hell look like oh because I know you will see it.
Aunty Dupe: ‘se omo leleyi bayi'
Sule: so you want me dead?
(NEPA brings light)
Pre: up NEPA!
(NEPA brings light)
Pre: up NEPA!
Aunty Dupe: ah ah, I thought they said our transform has blow oh, how come we have light now.
Pre: it's true oh, I think the irumole have use egbon Sule's body for appealing sacrifice oh.
Aunty Dupe: it possible is true oh, eeya sorry oh, Sule
Sule:
Pre: me, I want to go and watch movie ‘ni temi'.
(Light out)
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