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While watching heat, it's got me thinking, if I were to form a crew from Twitter people, who'd be the best to rob a bank with?
Did think @Orrible_Ives but you wouldn't get past the planning stage. He'd spend all his time telling you he could rob more banks than you and it'd go nowhere.
Then thought @Joesoap__ and while I think he'd hold his own throughout and be professional, you'd get back to the stash house with the loot, and he'd put a bullet in your skull and fuck off. Not to be trusted.
I think @cantsey could maybe hold his own, but as we legged it with the loot, he'd stop to stroke a dog and he'd get shot dead by the cops.
Sorry pal. You're not it.
Sorry pal. You're not it.
Think @DanangJones would be good at crowd control, not afraid of some ultra violence, but if any fit women are bank tellers, he'd go to shit immediately and turn on the charm and lose focus.
Bit risky that one.
Bit risky that one.
Maybe @randy_v4 , he hates people enough that he'd kill anyone who got in his way, which is a positive, but he'd only be stealing his own money from the Bank the massive Tory bastard.
50/50
50/50
I think @salfordsmith61 would be of value, being a libertarian, if I told him this was an ideological robbery to set us free from the constraints of our current system, he'd throw himself in full throttle.
Could it be @hamezhill ? Think he'd be up for a square go but imagine the planning would be a fucking nightmare. We never seem to agree, he'd be an asset, but maybe me and him aren't suited to a score together. Like scholes and lampard in the England team
No way could I have @kezbaar7day he'd mutilate a corpse as we make our escape..too much of a risk of slowing us down. Sorry m8
And @Thatcherselbow2 would rather humiliate me by getting us caught than actually do a proper job.
Nope
Nope
One certainty is @MaybeMarky1 ....he'd be good as he'd keep a secret, he's no mates to blab to , so at least it'd be kept it schtum
Sorry @Alicat_21 you are one of life's genuinely great fellas. I can't have your sense of decency ruining this. I need utter cunts like @CarntSpeykV7 who genuinely hate everyone
I bet @davey_riggs has "field experience" of this line of work. IN.
Definitely not @MHard79 that crypto currency Paedo would turn up with a keyboard thinking it's a hacking job.
Out.
Out.
Undecided about @CaddyXII on the one hand, he'd be game, but then again, using a Scania R580 full of dead brasses as a getaway vehicle might not be the best
This concludes tonight's thread. Apologies to anyone I missed.
You'll be included in next week's thread "who I'd wank off at fighter weapons school, otherwise known as TOP GIN"
You'll be included in next week's thread "who I'd wank off at fighter weapons school, otherwise known as TOP GIN"
