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larry polls!! raising a kid edition —
who takes one look at the children and tears up every other day about how they're, "growing old so quickly, oh my goodness."?
("darling. you literally just cried about this yesterday. it's cute, but- HOW do you still have any tears left?
"shut up, you're crying, too."
"fuck off."
"don't swear in front of the kids!"
"they're at school, you're crying over your phone's wallpaper!"
"...right.")
"shut up, you're crying, too."
"fuck off."
"don't swear in front of the kids!"
"they're at school, you're crying over your phone's wallpaper!"
"...right.")
who's in charge of breaking up the fights between the kids?
who tries their hardest to break up the arguments between the kids, and ends up getting invested and joining the argument instead?
who's the type of parent to write encouraging little notes and give them to the kids every morning?
who's the parent who has more of a musical influence on the kids?
who's the parent taking the teenagers out for midnight drives, when they get stressed about exams and studying?
who's the parent taking the little ones for walks to the park or the playground every morning?
who swears to the other the night before that they're immune to their kids' pouts and doe eyes and charms, only to end up giving them ice cream for breakfast the next morning?
("babe, not AGAIN-"
"they're DEMONS! you should've seen them, they're absolute monsters, you CANNOT say no-"
"they looked at you with wide eyes and pouted and said 'pwease' over and over again, didn't they?"
"yeah, pretty much.")
"they're DEMONS! you should've seen them, they're absolute monsters, you CANNOT say no-"
"they looked at you with wide eyes and pouted and said 'pwease' over and over again, didn't they?"
"yeah, pretty much.")
who's always picking the kids up and twirling them around? (when they're little, of course.)
(it's the most adorable thing, it makes everyone laugh with joy all the time.)
(it's the most adorable thing, it makes everyone laugh with joy all the time.)
who's the one teaching the kids how to ride a bike?
who's the one teaching the teenagers how to drive?
when the kids are still babies, and they cry at the middle of the night, who goes to them?
who buys customized family themed shirts for all of them? (you know, those shirts where it says, "mom," "dad," "brother," "sister"? that kind.)
(the other pretends to hate it, but they secretly think it's the cutest thing ever.)
(the other pretends to hate it, but they secretly think it's the cutest thing ever.)
who's the parent who takes the kids' side every single time, no matter boxes of stray kittens and puppies they bring home?
who's the parent reluctantly creating a different social media account every time the kids ask, just to be mutuals with them there?
(they don't fully know what they're doing, but it makes the kids happy.)
(they ask questions ALL the time. the kids are happy to help.)
(they don't fully know what they're doing, but it makes the kids happy.)
(they ask questions ALL the time. the kids are happy to help.)
which parent is the children's biggest fan, no matter what they do, who they are, or who they choose to be?
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love you,
dana
love you,
dana
